Why does Hogwarts have an EVIL house?

[CaptainWacky]

I mean, they obviously don't WANT the pupils to grow up to be evil, right? So why put all the evil pupils together with an EVIL head of house and teach them how to be EVIL? Seems a bit stupid!

 

[Cassie]

Maybe they put all the evil ones in Slitherin so they won't turn all the "nice" witches into evil ones. OR maybe.. oh fuck it I don'tknow

 

[CaptainWacky]

They put all the fat ones in Hugglepuff.

 

[Cassie]

Cause they're puffy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH THE DAFT RACISTS

 

[Shatter]

Slytherin isn't evil, it just puts itself before others.

SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE LOL

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Your MOM killed Dumbledore!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG SNAPE CHEATED ON EMMA THOMPSON AND ALL SHE GOT WAS THIS LOUSY JONI MITCHELL CD

 

[CaptainWacky]

I haven't read book six yet SO THANKS FOR THE SPOILER.

(The spoiler I already heard whenever it was the book came out anyway.)

 

[whisky]

Book seven ends with Riker and Troi on the hollodeck.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HAGRID FEEDS PORTHOS TO BUCKBY :shock:

 

[whisky]

I understood "feeds" and "to"

 

[CaptainWacky]

MORE SPOILERS, ARGH

 

[whisky]

Book 8 is exclusive to Sky, in a move sure to piss off channel four viewers

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I understood "feeds" and "to"

Hagrid

feeds Porthos

to Buckby (actually Buckbeak)

 

[whisky]

But that's muyda!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAGRID WROTE THE DICTIONARY WTF

 

[whisky]

But didnt include sausage

 

[Techman]

I mean, they obviously don't WANT the pupils to grow up to be evil, right? So why put all the evil pupils together with an EVIL head of house and teach them how to be EVIL? Seems a bit stupid!

This isn't your normal British school.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seems pretty standard to me, we had ghosts in our school too. THE GHOSTS OF MY LOST YOUTH, INNOCENCE AND PROMISe.