Why does America have to be so big?

[CaptainWacky]

Surely you could get rid of at least three quarters of it and still keep the good bits?

 

[FBI parte due]

We spent so much time stealing the bad parts from people darker than us that BAH GAWD we're not giving an inch of it up!

 

[Cassie]

We need all that room for our elbows.

 

[Dr Dave]

Surely you could get rid of at least three quarters of it and still keep the good bits?

no

 

[FBI parte due]

Yes, LEBENSRAUM for our BIG FAT AMERICAN ELBOWS WITH LITTLE SWASTIKAS PAINTED ON THEM (because we're nazis!)

 

[Cassie]

I've got the swastikas tattooed on mine. SIEG HEIL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What would have happened if the pilgrims had reached America and found that the Indians had ALREADY built cities and skyscrapes and McDonald's and HITLER ROOMS all over the place?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They'd settle, be oppressed and displaced, and end up claiming reservation land on which they would build Anglo-Saxon casinos.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

We'll find out when the aliens turn up(fleeing from religious persecution) and persecute us.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet the "honky elders" will be hiding behind the darkies when that happens.

 

[Laker_Girl]

They'd settle, be oppressed and displaced, and end up claiming reservation land on which they would build Anglo-Saxon casinos.

I love that idea.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

America needs to be so big to fit the gigantic closet that Zac Efron's in.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd gladly give away much of the South and many of the flyover states (once the cool people I know from those places are airlifted to safety in the Northeast).

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

America needs to be so big to fit the gigantic closet that Zac Efron's in.

http://my1.photodump.com/bean1/0311.jpg

My God...he's going to look like Roseanne when he gets older.

But he can come work for me when he's washed up (as long as he keeps fit).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw a pic of him (okay, requested it from Eggs) where his body looked hot, but MAN does he look the opposite of hot there!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Wow. You've become really gay lately. I'm proud of you.

(he does have a well toned body and kind of cute face, but he's a bit too pretty.. except in that pic)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Meh, "gay" implies that I only like guys and that I follow some "homosexual lifestyle" neither of which is true (I'm currently posting 69 images of Natalie Portman and I live an autistic lifestyle.)

STILL I WOULDN'T MIND SUCKING SOME COCK LOL.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Your 69 pics of Portman scares me and my crappy slow computer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And your aversion to girls!

 

[Toxicdistortion]

I'd gladly give away much of the South and many of the flyover states (once the cool people I know from those places are airlifted to safety in the Northeast).

fuck that. if i gotta leave my land locked paradise (and paradise it is), ain't no way in hell it will be east of the Mississippi. Go west, young man.