The Question
Eternal
It's not like I don't know they're gonna smell bad. That's a given. What I can't figure out is why they smell like nacho cheese. Seriously, I'm not fuckin' kidding, here. My dirty socks smell like a just-opened bag of Doritos. There's no way to properly explain it. Go to your local convenience store, buy a bag of "Nacho Cheesier" Doritos, open that sucker up and take a big ol' whiff.
That's what my sweaty socks smell like. It's not that Doritos smell bad, mind you -- they smell like what they're supposed to smell like. It's that my dirty socks smell... good. And that... is not supposed to happen.
That's what my sweaty socks smell like. It's not that Doritos smell bad, mind you -- they smell like what they're supposed to smell like. It's that my dirty socks smell... good. And that... is not supposed to happen.