Why did Wacky die??

[Henoch]

It's just NOT FAIR!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Rest assured, he is not dead.

Trust me, I'm a doctor!

 

[Cassie]

Poke him with a stick

 

[CaptainWacky]

We all die during our lifetime.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. Yet spam is somehow easy.

Oh look! I am hard.

 

[curiousa2z]

I thought he died for our spamming sins?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He was going to, but we never stopped sinning so he said FUCK IT CUNT CAST LOL and took up Pinochle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HIPS DON'T CRY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS

Then again David Byrne knows fuck-all about many things.

 

[headvoid]

he knows a few things about big white suits

 

[CaptainWacky]

and catsup

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEINZ = NAZI SAUCE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's all the same in the end.

 

[Dr Dave]

HEINZ = NAZI SAUCE!

:lisandra:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

VEE VILL COVER YOUR PUNY FRENCH FRIES

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LAUNCH ZE MUSTARD GAS (LOL NOT FUNNY)

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEND IN THE FEMBOTS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GRAY'S PAPAYA!

 

[CaptainWacky]

shf