Why did Bashir....

[Gagh]

...never accept a Blowjob off a Jem'Hadar? I can't figure it out. I know he had that Hippo Oath and shit, but really?

 

[whisky]

I dont think bashire cum counts as ketracell white

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Real Bashir would have none of it. But around the station, Changeling Bashir soon got the nickname "The Tap".

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'D TAP THAT ASS

 

[Gagh]

OMG WACKY SEEKS EGYPTIAN ASS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S FRENCH

 

[Gagh]

Damit, I wondered why he kept scanning garlic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And opposing PERFECTLY JUST wars!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

and FATHERING KIDS NAMED DJANGO LIKE JENGA ONLY LESS WOODY

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND GOING "NEEP NEEP NEEP ALL THE WAY HOME"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WE CAN"T KEEP TAKING LOSSES LIKE THIS CAPTAIN NOT IF WE :LJF:ILKSDFJ:IOS S:IOF:LKASDFIL A"DF NOT SO BOYISH ANYMORE YOU FILTHY CARDIE PEDO LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm DRUNK

 

[Fuddlemiff]

WE CAN"T KEEP TAKING LOSSES LIKE THIS CAPTAIN NOT IF WE :LJF:ILKSDFJ:IOS S:IOF:LKASDFIL A"DF NOT SO BOYISH ANYMORE YOU FILTHY CARDIE PEDO LOL

BASHIR LOOKED SO HOT IN THAT SCENE SISKO SMASHED THE TABLE TO CONTAIN HIS SEXUAL FRUSTRATION!! AVERY BROOKS SAID SO IN THE COMMENTARY!!1

 

[CaptainWacky]

Avery Brooks hates every non-black.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

it's true, that's why he fingered terry farrell to death

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's why MR EDIDDINGTON ate a TUNA BABY (I'm drunk)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

HE WAS WORKING FOR THE MACKERAL ALL ALONE!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I always knew there was something FISHY about him.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

ALRIGHT, WACKY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CARP ON ABOUT IT

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH FOR COD'S SAKE IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS HAVING A WHALE OF A TIME LOL THEY'RE MAMMALS