Why are some people evil?

[CaptainWacky]

Just out of boredom?

 

[Mentalist]

Grace is Henrich Himmler reincarnated.

 

[Tyrant]

Because they are ignorant, and we all really seek 'good.'

 

[Neil]

Yes, but who's "good," Mess? My good? Your good?

Good and evil are vague concepts shackled by society's insecurities, misdirection, and lies.

"There is no good, no evil, only me."

 

[Mentalist]

Grace is evil incarnate. Everything opposite Grace is good.

 

[Tyrant]

Yes, but who's "good," Mess? My good? Your good?

All of our goods. Some have more in common with others.

 

[headvoid]

FOUR LEGS ARE BETTER THAN TWO!"!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tyrant]

Two arms are better than none.

 

[Neil]

One penis is better than none.

Although, some people prefer two or more. (If you're to believe the porn.)

***

Let's define "evil," shall we?

Anyone wanna take a crack at it?

 

[Neil]

And for the record: Evil is what Spider-Man fights against.

Ok, go!

 

[Mandi]

I am evil! Because I said so Goddammit!

 

[Neil]

And that's good, Mandi!

 

[Mandi]

I know. Because I am GOD!























Monkeys?

 

[Neil]

And God embodies both good AND evil.

Monkeys, however, are neutral.

Except the one in Family Guy. Yikes.

 

[Mandi]

Ok, then i'm..............YOUR MOM! Can't get more evil than that!

 

[Lilith]

!

 

[Neil]

No way, Mandi... YO MAMA!

My mom's just stressed. And she beat my ass when I was 16 with a 2 x 4. She was right to do it, too.

***

How about this:

Evil is contrary to the norms, expectations, and productive development of society.

 

[Mandi]

I wasn't talking about your mom Neil.....I was just saying your mom in general.

 

[Neil]

Oh, our collective mother.

Well, she certainly has cause to be bitter... She's a vengeful downtrodden bitch who's pissed that her best years are behind her, and gravity's conspiring against her. Overtime.

It's the excessive amount of rum and Cokes that make her evil... but it's the gardener and/or pool boy that makes her come SO good.

 

[Neil]

What somebody left floating in the men's room was PURE evil.