Why Americans will never understand the British.

[Mentalist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtucfu7-CEg

 

[Mentalist]

Toby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4BeKKx7AOg

 

[Cassie]

I watched the first one.. lol, that was cute.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ED THE DUCK, BITES YOUR LEGS.

 

[curiousa2z]

OMG! he said the word H-E- Double - hockey -sticks on Childrens' Television!! It's a scandal!
:shock:

.(..well, that certainly explains all the rampant football hooliganism at any rate... )

 

[CaptainWacky]

Andy Peters was OPENLY GAY on children's tv, too.

 

[curiousa2z]

oh, that.
meh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surely that would be a scandal in the States. LIKE THAT OPENLY GAY FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO WAS BURIED UNDER GIANT'S STADIUM.

 

[Conchaga]

Well, there was that whole Paul Rubens scandal. But, who can fault a straight guy for jerking off? Really?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bible-bashing FUCKS can.

 

[curiousa2z]

um, bible-bashing...?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes?

 

[Cassie]

STOP WANKING ON THE BIBLE!

 

[Loktar]

STOP WANKING ON THE BIBLE!

Yeah its the Good Book, not the Wood Book!

 

[Conchaga]

Well, O come all ye faithful would be appropriate then.

 

[Loktar]

Well, O come all ye faithful would be appropriate then.

I don't think they intended for people to be THAT joyful and triumphant.

 

[Conchaga]

I always wondered why the favored are seated at the right hand of the lord. I think I know now. He just needs help stroking his Godlike shaft.

 

[Loktar]

I always wondered why the favored are seated at the right hand of the lord. I think I know now. He just needs help stroking his Godlike shaft.

Ewww....I don't want to be thinking about God's penis.

 

[Conchaga]

See, that's what they're referring to when they say holy spirit.

 

[Cassie]

My rod and my staff?