White out

[whisky]

Snow on the ground, fog in the air.

Could this day get any whiter?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Any elderly albino coke dealers on your block?

 

[whisky]

I think you have to go into town for that.

 

[Ilyanna]

1439 white doves resting on any available surface around your home?

 

['Gear]

Klan in town?

 

[whisky]

1439 white doves resting on any available surface around your home?

Actually a guy across the road does have a load, he hires them out for weddings and such.

 

[Ilyanna]

^Ha, see? Quick, put on some white sheets, use the cover of the fog and snow and free those poor animals!! Nobody should have to suffer through more than one wedding, not even doves!!

 

['Gear]

I was at a wake one time where they said some words and then a guy released some doves. He seemed like some sort of magician or something. Nice idea/weird experience.

 

[Ilyanna]

Why is that sort of thing called 'wake', anyway? Nobody can be that optimistic, can they?

 

['Gear]

Is it a boating thing?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Do the doves get collected up again, or come back like homing pigeons or what? Is the whole dove releasing franchise based on a SHAM?

 

[Ilyanna]

Is it a boating thing?

How would I know - it's your wacky language, not mine! :smftongue:

@Fuddlemiff - damn, I think you're on to something there!

 

['Gear]

If I was to venture a guess I'd say they were homing doves. He had a little basket and a whole procedure. Plus the magician look.

I did not ask to speak this gutter language we call english. It's like using a sledge hammer to do fine finish cabinetry.

 

[Cassie]

It's in the mid 70's here and humid. Probably get to 80 before the day is over. OMG IT'S MISERABLE. This is February, right? I'd take some white doves or a COOL BREEZE or SOMETHIGN

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fog on the Barrowdowns.