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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

1) Everyone hates Nazis.
2) Everyone loves tacos.
3) Most people will dislike a food truck named "Nazi Tacos".
4) Most people will like a food truck named "Taco Nazis".

"NO TACO FOR YOU!!!"
 
I live in Kentucky. I kind of want to grow a Van Dyke, get a white linen suit, and start pressure frying chicken with 11 herbs & spices.
Port 79 lickin' good!
 
 
when i click a thread that has a new reply it used to take me straight to the new reply, but not it seems to take me about two posts too far down the thread. i can't be fucked trying to explain this in the QSF forum though.
It took me 5 posts too far this time.
 
"My retirement plan is just going feral in the woods and throwing pinecones at hikers.I'm real close to starting early." -Synical Twitch
 
Watched a react video of "Big Trouble in Little China" last night and realized I need an Intratec Tec-9.
 
Today I want to go to an all-you-can-eat buffet that serves alcohol and eat and drink until I require hospitalization.
 
"I'm just a simple caveman. Your ways are strange and frightening to me. ..."

Had some time so I sat down to do some bookkeeping. Got some money I need to get invested. To me, that entails filling out an investment slip, writing a check, and putting a stamp and return address sticker on the envelope and mailing it to the brokerage. But Vanguard managed to cut that avenue off for me ages ago, so I fumbled onto their Website and stumbled to where I could buy shares. Except the bank account I wanted to use isn't linked to my investment account--the one that is doesn't have enough money in it. So I fought with setting up the new bank but in the end they have to make some little deposits to it and then I have to log back in and tell them the amounts before I can use that bank account.

I did find investment forms for 3 of my other stocks but 1 of them was a specific offer that had to be executed by 2021 so I went to their Website and proceeded to set up an account. Except after proving I'm not a robot they had to send me a confirmation code to either the phone number I haven't had since 2019 or the e-mail I haven't had since 2023. So I e-mailed customer support and now I've got to wait on that. Now I don't know if I have the energy to write checks for the 2 investments I can still do the Olde Fashioned way--and it is almost dinnertime.
 
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