Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Cassie]

I never heard of sloth world.

 

[Volpone]

I prefer Lust World.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I've been putting out feelers about running for city council the past few years and I'm getting some traction there. Think about that for a bit. Next stop, the White House, because apparently anyone can do that now.

Do we have any campaign requests? Hit me.

 

[Loktar]

I never heard of sloth world.

Lots of people haven't. Word of it is spreading slowly.

 

[Volpone]

If someone asked me for one clip that explains Life, there's a very good chance I'd show them the "the prince is not to leave the room until I come and get him" bit from "Monty Python & the Holy Grail."

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Friend of mine from high school is planning on being in town next weekend and wants to get shitfaced. We're likely going to get into trouble and I need to start constructing a list of people who might bail us out of jail RIGHT NOW.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

My new pseudo-girlfriend called me up last night and was asking about what the moon phase was, because her grandma told her to never cut her hair unless the moon was in a waxing phase. I know, I don't get it either. So I looked up the moon phase and said yeah, you've got about a week until the next full moon, after that it becomes problematic. I sure know how to pick them.

 

[Dr Dave]

Lots of people haven't. Word of it is spreading slowly.

Zootopia was a fun movie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have to post this once a year:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL the music for that video was sampled from the theme from the 80's game show Press Your Luck (and the current ABC reboot)

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Because it's not from the '90s, but sometimes you need to get a big dish of beef chow mein.

 

[Volpone]

And while we're at it:

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Here's a little interlude I had with an online friend a handful of years ago.

<me> I had a strange dream the other night that Adelai Niska from Firefly opened a hot dog stand in my town.
<him> you pay me for this hot dog and reputation... it becomes solid
<him> you steal condiments and you and me... things not so solid

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm sure I can't be the only one here who once stole a Neighborhood Watch sign in my youth, just as proof of concept.

 

[Lanzman]

Zootopia was a fun movie.

Plus it featured the voice talent of the world's most beautiful woman, Shakira.