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Holy crap, Hugh Jackman was young in X-Men.
 
 
 
 
 
 
kkk.webp
 
 
There are 2 main types of drivers: People who get rear-ended and the people who rear-end them.*

ME: Oh! The turn arrow on the next block is green! If I get on the gas and have a little luck, I can make it instead of having to sit here for 5 minutes, waiting for it to turn.

Guy in front of me that's about 50 feet from the intersection: DUR, LIGHT AM GREEN. BETTER SLOW DOWN IN CASE IT TURN YELLOW. [light turns yellow] GOOD THING I SLOWED DOWN. NOW I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO STOP BEFORE LIGHT TURN RED.

:bang:

*Today I did not rear-end anyone.
 
elmo.webp
 
When I describe "Gene Simmons: Family Jewels," I say it is more like "I Love Lucy" than reality. And tonight they had an episode where Shannon and Tracy had to stomp grapes(!) (They also had to save someone's wedding--that they'd ruined earlier.)
 
I need to go to a golf course for breakfast. Sit in the clubhouse and eat my scrambled eggs and bacon and drink my mimosa/bloody mary.
 
Volpone said:
I need to go to a golf course for breakfast. Sit in the clubhouse and eat my scrambled eggs and bacon and drink my mimosa/bloody mary.
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I haven't been golfing in ages, that sounds like a good plan. The one I usually frequented was pretty hoity-toity, but they had good food and drinks. I did get reprimanded once for taking my shirt off at the driving range. Not that I was a massive blob of goo or anything, they just have "standards". Might've given some blue-hairs a coronary I guess.
 
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