Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[CaptainWacky]

Do you get bald dogs like those bald cats?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Do you get bald dogs like those bald cats?

Not exactly, but close!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I forgot about Dogpool: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peggy_(dog)

 

[Cassie]

I love those weird hairless dogs. lol

ALSO, what time do possums wake up? There's a fucking possum asleep in the basket my chickens lay eggs in.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I love those weird hairless dogs. lol

ALSO, what time do possums wake up? There's a fucking possum asleep in the basket my chickens lay eggs in.

I think they're mostly nocturnal. Ugly bastards, but by and large harmless.

 

[Cassie]

Well this one was really harmless because it was almost dead. I had to scoot it into a bucket and carry it out. The chickens refused to go into the coop until I did away with the intruder. Earlier I thought OH IT'S SOO SWEET, just curled up on the basket of hay, then I checked a bit later and it was wobbling around and I knew I'd have to get it out. It must have fallen out of the tree that is right over the coop, or something. idk

 

[Volpone]

I think they're mostly nocturnal. Ugly bastards, but by and large harmless.

They eat loads and loads of woodticks too, so they're OK in my book.

 

[Volpone]

This one made me laugh a lot harder and longer than usual:

 

[whisky]

Pornhub is a lot easier to look at in Spain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And you can have a siesta when you're done wanking.

 

[CaptainWacky]

@Mentalist

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[whisky]

I just saw a shooting star, first one in years

 

[Cassie]

It hailed! I ran out to get a piece of ice and lightning struck and I screamed, but I GOT THE ICE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mirah]

DOG PEOPLE, I have a question.

I have an itchy dog. She has been taking Apoquel for a year, I buy expensive dog food I give medicated baths, I wash her bedding, I bought some omega 3(or 4? idk), she gets monthly Nextguard plus. This is all getting ridiculously expensive. Apoquel is an amazing drug, it works like magic, but it is $60 a month, on top of all the other expensive shit I get for her.

What do you give your dogs?

I feel so bad for you and your dog, that sounds awful.
Fish oil internally, coconut oil externally?

Did the possum run away?

 

[Cassie]

I think the little possum died. It was sickly and I caught it easily and carried it over to my dilapidated barn so I could crawl in there. If it's alive it had a dry place to hide, and if it is dead no one goes into that barn anymore so it won't bother anything as it rots away.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

Roughly 40 years ago I missed the episode of MASH where Henry Blake died because I was away on holiday, today I finally saw it, while away on holiday.

 

[Volpone]

There are no good Jesus prayers. You got your "Our Father." You've got your "Hail Mary." But there really isn't a banger Jesus prayer that I can think of. I did some Googling to see if I could find one and they're all clunky and painfully Catholic. There isn't really a Holy Spirit prayer either, but who gets excited about the Holy Spirit?