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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

OK. A few years back I learned I had heartburn issues. And from time to time I see an article that is like, "Have problems with heartburn? Take these 5 important steps." And I'll read it and say "YES! Yes! It all sounds so wonderful. I shall be ignoring all these steps." This message brought to you as I binge eat fried foods, covered in spice, just before going to bed, after drinking enough booze to kill an entire platoon of US Marines.
 
They show lots of episodes of Alex hosting a late 80s version of Concentration. He’s more laid back, playful… he even wears sweaters, and has a pretty blonde prize model/co-host that he gets sassy with! This and Bert Convy’s Tattletales are my current habits, as well as ancient episodes of What’s My Line and To Tell the Truth. Tattletales is particularly interesting for how celebrity couples were so open and frank (and amazingly sex-positive) about their lives, all in the name of winning a few bucks for audience members.

Exactly what I was just saying to my mom. Its actually kind of fun to watch.
 
OK. A few years back I learned I had heartburn issues. And from time to time I see an article that is like, "Have problems with heartburn? Take these 5 important steps." And I'll read it and say "YES! Yes! It all sounds so wonderful. I shall be ignoring all these steps." This message brought to you as I binge eat fried foods, covered in spice, just before going to bed, after drinking enough booze to kill an entire platoon of US Marines.

I always have regrets if I snack out on tortilla chips w/or w/out salsa.
 
So proud to be Irish...



Just after I saw this-
a friend posted a pic from Costa Rica at the "La Chola" statue with 2 of the people in the group each cupping a breast.

Could it be similar to statues of David?

Also
One Halloween I dressed up as a viking and had a full Viking breast plate-and the amount of times I got groped by friends and strangers was phenomenal.
 
Bah. Photobucket has dropped the pretense that they're ever going to delete my photos. For that matter they've even given up the "think how exciting it will be to see these photos again!" gambit. Now it's just "Hey. We're still a thing. We still exist." Which, I guess is a valid message. Because quite frankly, I'd forgotten all about them until they started sending me a couple e-mails every week a few years back.
 
Bah. Photobucket has dropped the pretense that they're ever going to delete my photos. For that matter they've even given up the "think how exciting it will be to see these photos again!" gambit. Now it's just "Hey. We're still a thing. We still exist." Which, I guess is a valid message. Because quite frankly, I'd forgotten all about them until they started sending me a couple e-mails every week a few years back.
Yeah, I haven't used Photobucket in many many years. I doubt my account even exists.
 
I'm currently watching the Christmas Cruise episodes of The Love Boat from 1986. Apparently by the 10th season they couldn't afford a laugh track but they could afford Ted McGinley.
 
I'm fighting some malware that got installed on this laptop. It drags down system performance, tries to steal my files to send back to its site, tries to delete files on my hard drive, and has constant pop-ups. But I need an operating system so I guess I'll just have to tolerate Windows 11 as best I can.
 
I'm fighting some malware that got installed on this laptop. It drags down system performance, tries to steal my files to send back to its site, tries to delete files on my hard drive, and has constant pop-ups. But I need an operating system so I guess I'll just have to tolerate Windows 11 as best I can.
 
Just after I saw this-
a friend posted a pic from Costa Rica at the "La Chola" statue with 2 of the people in the group each cupping a breast.

Could it be similar to statues of David?

So long as no one tries to tit fuck her, I don't see any harm in it.
 
Bah. Photobucket has dropped the pretense that they're ever going to delete my photos. For that matter they've even given up the "think how exciting it will be to see these photos again!" gambit. Now it's just "Hey. We're still a thing. We still exist." Which, I guess is a valid message. Because quite frankly, I'd forgotten all about them until they started sending me a couple e-mails every week a few years back.
I moved all my photos (2 accounts worth) to other sites several years ago. They allegedly deleted my account years ago. I still get email from them.

I love it when a corporation fucks up bigtime and just stands there, arms flailing in the wind...
 
I moved all my photos (2 accounts worth) to other sites several years ago. They allegedly deleted my account years ago. I still get email from them.

I love it when a corporation fucks up bigtime and just stands there, arms flailing in the wind...
That whole Photobucket debacle was a nearly perfect example of self-destruction.
 
Why does the US federal government apparently want photos on IDs to look like Bigfoot on a security camera? States used to have driver's licenses with nice, clear, high resolution color photos. With the push for RealID the driver's license photo is now blurry and black & white. Shit, passports. I got my passport renewed. And let me tell you, there's a world of aging that takes place between 46 and 56. It also didn't help that getting the picture taken was an impulse thing--"oh, there's Walgreen's and I don't have The Dog. I'll pop in and get my passport photo. On top of that I made the mistake of smiling for the photo. Usually any pictures of me are selfies and between getting in frame and holding the camera still and getting the shutter to trigger, I'm concentrating on too many things to have a candid smile and I have no idea how to do a fake smile without looking like a serial killer. But since someone else was taking the picture, I was able to smile. And that's the picture she sent me. The one were ever line on my face is wrinkled up. It was so bad that I considered going back to do another picture, but I bit the bullet and just sent if off.

Well I got my passport today. And it turns out I shouldn't have worried. Somehow, they managed to turn a clear, sharp, high resolution photo into something that looks like it was painted but Seurat. On the plus side, getting my driver's license out while I made this post made me realize my license expired a month ago. So now I have a new fun adventure to go on.
 
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