Another way I realized M$ has fucked up Solitaire: OK. If you turn off your WiFi before playing, the game runs like traditional M$ Solitaire--no ads, no annoying shit. But the other thing--and it took a minute or two to sink in--is that, by default, there's a "difficulty" level to it: Easy, Medium, Hard, etc.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE A DIFFICULTY SETTING ON A GAME OF CHANCE!? It undermines the entire premise of Solitaire--the random shuffling of the deck. "You want an easy game? OK. I'll shuffle the deck so that it gives you better cards." The fact that it is possible to set the game so the cards are in an easier or harder order ruins it. It establishes that, if the game isn't actually rigged, it is designed so that it can be rigged. How can you trust that you're pitting your skill against chance?