Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

When's the last time anyone stuck their tongue on a 9 volt battery? Because I picked up a twin pack a week or so ago (12 dollars, jesus), and it seems to me that even though they read correctly on a voltmeter the experience just isn't the same.

 

[Dr Dave]