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[Volpone]

Managed to kill close to an hour. Phone's up to 74%. Cat was ready to come In when I checked on him.

So of course The Dog wanted to go Out. :/

Luckily she usually spends about 5 minutes Out at night, won't get attacked by anything, and knows to bark when she's ready to come In if she isn't ready when I check on her. Still, it gets tiresome, always having even the simplest plan go sideways. I mean, I've learned that she wants to go Out before bed so I made a point to check on her before I was ready to go to bed and she was like "thanks, I'm good." And as soon as I get The Cat In she goes "I WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT." :/

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

This, uhhh. I'd probably buy that.

 

[Loktar]

So they DO make edible diarrhea in a can!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

For some reason, for the past week or so, I've had 1999's "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray stuck in my head. And if I've got to suffer, so do you.

 

[Loktar]

For some reason, for the past week or so, I've had 1999's "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray stuck in my head. And if I've got to suffer, so do you.

I'm already suffering.

 

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[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

In other news, both Gomer Pyle and Lloyd Bridges are on the same Love Boat episode at the same time! It's a Sunday MeTV miracle! Oh, and Vera from Alice too.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Watching the tail end of DS9 here on H&I lately, and I'm wondering how Kai Winn didn't realize Gul Dukat as a Bajoran wasn't just Gul Dukat. He sorta looks like my dead Uncle Tor, btw.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The show/franchise suspended a lot of disbelief in so many areas... like how universal translators just seemed to magically take care of any language barriers -- or did Dukat learn to speak perfect Bajoran? There certainly weren't translators in the fire caves.

Not to mention, different species have different smells, as Worf was reminded more than once... surely Adami must have gotten a whiff of Cardssian. And did Dukat get cosmetic surgery to make his pecker Bajoran too? I mean, they had SECKS...

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

The show/franchise suspended a lot of disbelief in so many areas... like how universal translators just seemed to magically take care of any language barriers -- or did Dukat learn to speak perfect Bajoran? There certainly weren't translators in the fire caves.

Not to mention, different species have different smells, as Worf was reminded more than once... surely Adami must have gotten a whiff of Cardssian. And did Dukat get cosmetic surgery to make his pecker Bajoran too? I mean, they had SECKS...

Yeah, no doubt I love the show, or what it eventually became, it was fantastic. I'm not nitpicking at all, I'm just saying OH LOOK, THAT'S GUL DUKAT, NURSE RATCHED, FIGURE IT OUT ALREADY!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's like when Hitler wore blackface and married Oprah. Took her twenty years before she caught him saluting in the shower.

 

[whisky]

At least it wasn't Kanye