Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUTT WHAT IF UR INTO ANAL

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Mirah]

Since we are on the topic of star trek art...have y'all seen any special star trek lamp art?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Not really, but I once built a Romulan Cloaking Device from TOS out of a stolen streetlight globe and an old lava lamp base. My roommate and I were convinced that when we switched it on we were invisible. Unfortunately it didn't stop people from showing up without warning, so it was a total failure.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

If anyone here ever finds themselves on Libera.chat IRC (formerly freenode) and wanders into the #hamradio channel, don't randomly post this there. They don't like it for some reason.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Since we are on the topic of star trek art...have y'all seen any special star trek lamp art?

Actually, scratch my previous reply. Here ya go. https://www.target.com/p/ukonic-sta...desk-lamp-replica-14-inches-tall/-/A-88196370

 

[Mirah]

I meant to give more detail. My neighbor's son creates these dongle things for the top of the lamp. She couldn't find his web page. I tried looking and couldn't find it either.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I asked ChatGPT to write a high school level American history article for me regarding Jimmy Carter. Here's what it came up with.

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[CaptainWacky]

They got by that boring presidency stuff fast and went right to the good stuff!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Sausage-type meats are wonderful. Grind up an animal and stuff it into its own small intestine. Fry it up. Mmmmmm....

 

[Volpone]

...Things fried in grease. Mmmm.... Doesn't matter if it's fancy like extra virgin olive oil or common lard. Throw it in a pan and let it bubble in that oil until it is tasty and brown and shiny.

 

[Volpone]

Fair food hits "fried in grease" out of the ballpark, but needs more work on the "ground up animal, stuffed into its own intestine" aspect. The corn dog/pronto pup may be the perfect intersection of the two, and there are probably more hot dogs and brats and things than I give credit, but mini donuts and funnel cake and other greasy delights stand out more in my brain.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

mmm, grease.

 

[whisky]

So Dilbert is a racist then.