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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?
- Thread starter Mirah
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USUC
Trollzilla
I want to know why people leave their dog’s poop bags along trails. Why bother? Is there a dog shit fairy that’s supposed to come pick them up?
Also, why don’t horses count when you’re asked to “pick up after your pet”? It would take my dog a good 25 shits to equal one massive horse poo (always deposited smack dab in the middle of the trail).
Also, why don’t horses count when you’re asked to “pick up after your pet”? It would take my dog a good 25 shits to equal one massive horse poo (always deposited smack dab in the middle of the trail).
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Horse poo helps the grass grow. Not so much concrete paths tho.
USUC
Trollzilla
They’re dirt trails or fire roads (also dirt).
I’ll take and post a picture of a giant horse crap in the middle of a trail next time I’m out.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Speaking personally, it is because you're on the way out on a trail you'll be coming back on. Rather than carry a bag of poop for an hour, you just leave it somewhere to pick up on the way back and carry it for 10 minutes.
Mirah
I love you
I imagine Eggs talking about the city, but they clean up after the horses in the city don't they.
Wait-do they still have horses in the city anymore?
So wierd isn't it.
OMG I was on a hike with someone who fucking carried her dog's poop bag the whole way and it fucking stunk, it was awful.
And then it was pandemic and there were not garbage cans anywwhere, so shes like I"LL just put it in the back of the car" OMG help me, could she not smell? Lucikily I think she just had to take me to my car which was only 2 miles away, but it was far enough.
Wait-do they still have horses in the city anymore?
So wierd isn't it.
OMG I was on a hike with someone who fucking carried her dog's poop bag the whole way and it fucking stunk, it was awful.
And then it was pandemic and there were not garbage cans anywwhere, so shes like I"LL just put it in the back of the car" OMG help me, could she not smell? Lucikily I think she just had to take me to my car which was only 2 miles away, but it was far enough.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
There are still horses in the city, but not as many. They curtailed the number of horse drawn carriages because something something cruelty.
There are still cops on horses tho.
There are still cops on horses tho.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Why did Scrooge McDuck's parents give him that first name? Talk about nominative determinism.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
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Volpone
Zombie Hunter
FUCK! I had something great and mind-blowing this afternoon. But now it evades me, lurking in the corners of my mind like a small and cunning animal. And all I can think of is was Papa Smurf the only one who got to have sex with Smurfette? and if Transformers are alive, does that mean Optimus Prime has a penis and doinks that pink Autobot chick?
Sorry. I thought that would be funny, but it's snot.