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Where has Ily disappeared to?
- Thread starter jack
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Ilyanna
moral imperfection
RL's been trying for weeks to fuck me in the neck , so I'm busy kicking it in its fucking nuts (Yes, it has nuts. Anything that's so annoyingly persistent to keep me from doing what I want just has to be male (yes, that statement is sexist. Deal with it, bitches - or better, whine to RL about it, while I go and let 120 dB of Slayer keep me from acting upon my genocidal tendencies. Again.)).
Donovan
beer, I want beer
RL's been trying for weeks to fuck me in the neck , so I'm busy kicking it in its fucking nuts (Yes, it has nuts. Anything that's so annoyingly persistent to keep me from doing what I want just has to be male (yes, that statement is sexist. Deal with it, bitches - or better, whine to RL about it, while I go and let 120 dB of Slayer keep me from acting upon my genocidal tendencies. Again.)).
Translated: She spent twelve fucking hours on queue for Call of Duty: MW3 and they ran out right as she got to the front.
BITCHESSSSSS!
(j/k Ily, hope your shit straightens out soon and you don't get any on ya)
Ilyanna
moral imperfection
Worse: the fucking shop closed the second I was next in line to enter, and since I didn't come prepared to start a war, I had to just, you know, leave.
Well, I've already started to bestow THE STARE to everyone and everything, so they all know by now that IT BETTER DOES AND I BETTER DON'T!!
(It's all good. 15hr-workdays for weeks on end and no fun-time tend to make me cranky, is all.)
Loktar
Internet God
Good for them. That bitch and idiot deserve each other. I hope they had lots of idiot demon spawns.
Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
I still want to fuck her.
Loktar
Internet God
I hope that Russian whore gives you all the STDs.
Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
Jealous bitch.
Loktar
Internet God
Indeed. Speaking of that, whatever happened to Wearer of the blue bra? I liked her German cookies and Christmas card.
jack
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
I don't know what happened to her. Probably grew up and found other things to do.
Ily (and Jibbles) got married. There are kids. I dont see Jibbs posts, but Ily and I are friends...Lox you've probably seen her posts on Donovan's wall. I'll PM you her name.
Ily (and Jibbles) got married. There are kids. I dont see Jibbs posts, but Ily and I are friends...Lox you've probably seen her posts on Donovan's wall. I'll PM you her name.
Loktar
Internet God
I hope I didn't friend her on Facebook without knowing it. It might be my first unfriend i do on Facebook.
Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
He's jealous of anyone who looks better in heels than he does.
Loktar
Internet God
Married to an asshat named Jibbles for starters, plus other reasons.