WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?

[Mentalist]

It's 2007. It's the future.

They were supposed to have turned up by now.

 

[The Tomtrek]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FLYING CAR?

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Harkley]

THAT CAR ISNT FLYING. IT'S EATING A HAMBURGER. AT THE FIRE STATION. YES>

 

[Dr Dave]

You cant trust flying cars.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The aliens can cure death and make life worth living.

 

[Dr Dave]

The aliens want to eat us!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why would they?

 

[Dr Dave]

We must taste good or something.

 

[Tisiphone]

I heard they like to eat up bars, where the people meet.

 

[whisky]

I dont know about flying cars, but we are six years overdue for huge white spaceships flying to jupiter.

And we're still three years away from Helen Mirren in a tight russian outfit taking a big grey spaceship and Sheriff Brody to jupiter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

In a universe of infinite size there must be aliens somewhere with the technology to reach Earth SO WHERE ARE THEY!?

 

[whisky]

in an infinate universe there are probably more exciting places to visit, and one where 90% of the films depicting first contact with aliens dont end up with dead aliens

 

[Kerb Crawler]

In my opinion, the best and quickest way for us to FORCE the aliens to make their presence public knowledge is to PISS OFF THE NEIGHBORS.

We need excessively annoying noisemakers orbiting planets, and broadcasting into the heavens, and we must launch our trash and unwanted celebrities to crash land on other worlds.

REFUSE, CLUTTER, and NOISE POLLUTION IS TEH ANSWER!

It's what we do. We're pigs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would look awful in a catsuit.

 

[Gagh]

WHERE'S EMMETT BROWN???

 

[whisky]

Why is there no such thing as a dogsuit?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How can you even ask that, knowing all the furries you do?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[whisky]

Ok, thats disturbing on many levels, not least that it appears to be kids hands coming out of that thing