OK, how exactly are you using those drunks? I mean, I know perfectly well how to use skajasjdnfanmlks, everyone does, but drunks? Do you collect them from the street and put them in a room where you ask them how they think reality should be and when they tell you how reality is a bitch and how they can't change their fate and everything's been better when they were young and who the hell has stolen the last sip from the beer can you sit back and relax and feel safe to say for certain that, nope, you can't control reality? I mean, that would be a pretty good way to do it, imo.