What should I wear...

[Imperium]

...on my date tonight?

Polo Sport or Polo Black.

Their colonge for you uncivilized mofos.

 

[The Harlot]

Polo Double Black is better.

 

[jack]

Wear a condom

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Polo Black sucks ###### shit.

Polo Sport sucks ###### whore smegma.

Polo Double Black is good stuff. Miss Tanner won't get off of me since I bought it.

 

[Sarek]

Masturbate. It's cheaper.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Polo Black is just repackaged Polo Sport. They can't sell the shit in green, so they give it a fancy new bottle. They must have a tanker of the stuff floating offshore somewhere.

Polo Sport is shit to begin with, so forget it.

Regular Polo Cologne in the clear square bottle that is amber-colored is also very good. The Polo Double Black has a hint of baby powder on the initial spray, but settles into a mellow seduction aroma that makes married women's knees buckle.

 

[The Harlot]

Regular Polo Cologne in the clear square bottle that is amber-colored is also very good.

This stuff is what got me into trouble with you after poker games, lol.

The Polo Double Black has a hint of baby powder on the initial spray, but settles into a mellow seduction aroma that makes married women's knees buckle.

Mmmmmm, yeah baby, yeah!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Imperium: I gotz the gas

Imperium: beaner gas

That should suffice.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

I went with the bag of shit.

 

[The Harlot]

Icky.

 

[Gonad]

No cologne.

 

[Henoch]

i voted, and it wasn't for either of the first 2 options.

 

[Tyrant]

Who fucking cares?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

You go au' natural, eh?

Or do you use the ultra-sophisticated Hai Karate?

 

[Enkephalen]

Cologne is not done so much anymore by men. Was a big fad in the 90s, not so much now. Better to have a nice freshly bathed body smell. Most men put too much cologne on and it just burns the hair out of your nose.

 

[Dr Dave]

wear a bag of shit, asshole

 

[Cranky Bastard]

It was a good question. Many colognes smell like crap.

 

[Dr Dave]

indeed so

 

[Gonad]

He should wear the new Antonio Banderas perfume.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

"3-Day Sweat Musk"