What should I do for the rest of the day?

[CaptainWacky]

I'm at a loose end.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Contemplate the genitalia of all the Academy Award nominees?

 

[Cassie]

Write a Johnny Nose story. Make a portrait out of macaroni.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Keira is one, right?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Unfortunately no. Atonement got a Best Picture nod, but the actors got the shaft.

Except for the Irish kid, Saoirse Ronan. She got Supporting Actress.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Probably too young.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She'll be 14 in April.

:cosmic:

 

[CaptainWacky]

...but still...

 

[Dr Dave]

You should have some pizza for dinner.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's 2AM where he is. It would be a late night insomnia snack.

 

[Dr Dave]

He could do it tomorrow for dinner.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want to do it now, but I already ate.

A fruit cup is NOT. THE. SAME. THING.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wish I had pizza, alas I dont!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dominos delivers late! GO TO YOUR PHONE! NOW!

 

[starbys]

You should roast marshmallows over an open flame--apartment sized flames such as candles, gas stoves, etc.

And look up old ghost stories to read aloud with the lights turned out except for the eerie glow of the computer.

And then go into the bathroom and say Bloody Britney three times while turning around wearing no underwear.

 

[Dr Dave]

I had fries with franks red hot sauce to dip them in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I feel sick

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you eat bad meat?

 

[CaptainWacky]

no

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least you're not Wendy Pepper.