What if Xander was black?

[Mentalist]

Would he have said "yo" more often and worn a bandanna or doo-rag or whatever those things are called?


And would he have raped Buffy.. FOR REALISM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He would have been vamped instead of Jessie.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He would have sued Buffy for discrimination when she wouldn't let him come along on patrols.

He would have been nailing Willow since Day One, she never would have turned lez.

He would have regularly called Giles "faggot".

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cordy would have him charged with rape after their spontaneous kiss.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It would have been established in the pilot that he already had syphillus. Among other STDs.

 

[BlazerBoy]

He'd have been an alcoholic IRL. Oh wait LOL.

 

[whisky]

Wait a minute, Xander wasnt black?

 

[CaptainWacky]

ARE YOU BLIND!?

(Are you? Because that would be funny.)

 

[whisky]

I am colour blind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think colourblindness means you can't tell Xander from a NIG NOG.

 

[whisky]

I aint getting on no plane fool!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mr T should have been the new pope.

 

[whisky]

You mean he isnt?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nope. Murdoch is.

 

[whisky]

That crazy fool.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or maybe it is Hannibal (he is a master of disguise after all!) and George Peppard faked his own death to lead the Catholic world.

 

[whisky]

The pope love the jazz.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if Xander only had one leg?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT IF.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if Xander had had a career after Buffy?