What if a Borg Drone had AIDS?

[CaptainWacky]

Would the whole Collective catch it?

 

[Anubis]

omfg

 

[Gagh]

Answer the question, or face our wrath.

 

[Mentalist]

I wonder what transvestive drones are like.

 

[Anubis]

Answer the question, or face our wrath.

Umm . . . no!@!

 

[Anubis]

Because the nanoprobes could isolate the virus and help restore the immune system?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even if it was SUPPER AIDS?

 

[Anubis]

TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[Gagh]

I think only part of the would die. Some of them are sure to be immune to it, and seeking to contract something else, like Rickets or Scurvey.

 

[whisky]

If AIDs doesnt kill vampires, I doubt it would do the borg any harm.

 

[Henoch]

AIDS DOESN'T EXIST IN THE TREK FUTURE CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO FAGS! THE FAG GENE WAS IRRADICATED BEFORE CONCEPTION HENCE THE NEED FOR AIDS WAS DEEMED UNNECESSARY AND OUT OF VOGUE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Explain Mirror Ezri, then.

 

[Henoch]

I cannot be bothered with explanations, i'm a very busy person.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH, JUST AS I THOUGHT, THERE ARE GAYS IN THE FUTURE WHETHER THOU DOST LIKETH IT OR NEIGH!

 

[whisky]

Maybe gays only exist in the mirror universe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So what about bisexuals!?

 

[Gagh]

They exist only in the Kostomojan.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's the opposite of a bisexual, though? Jim Gamma?

 

[Gagh]

No Jim Gamma is a sexual enigma that cannot be categorized. He even gets aroused by Daffodils & The Rugrats.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's abnormal!? CHUCKY IS TEH HOT.