What do you do in the time spent waiting for the Karma box to come up?

[jack]

I watch feminist vlogs on youtube, and FLICK MY BEAN.

At least there's enough time. Imagine almost getting there and having the box appear?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I try to count home many times Just Bieber has said the word "baby" in his life.

He really should drop the "in" and call himself "Just Bieber." YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE FOR FREE, JUST(IN).

 

[Dr Dave]

I imagine Justin saying "Daddy" over and over, his voice muffled as his face is buried deep in the pillow.

That took way to much thought.

 

[whisky]

I dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.

 

[Loktar]

I fart, inhale and bask in the nutty aroma that has fruity undertones. Wait I do that anyway...what the question again?

 

[Filthy Whore]

What the hell have you been eating?

 

[Cody]

What the hell have you been eating?

nuts and fruits, its obvious.

 

[Filthy Whore]

I eat nuts and fruit and my poo just smells like poo. His sounds like a fine wine.

 

[Cassie]

Naked and unoaked!

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Naked, sweaty and unoaked.

 

[Dr Dave]

I contemplate the idea of "hats for bats, keep bats warm" and how a warm bat is a happy bat.

 

[Loktar]

Naked and unoaked!

*GASP!*

*blushes, awkward smile*

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's coming up quicker now. Only have time for half a wank.

 

[headvoid]

I used to think about the ultimate futility of our existence, now I think of Cassie flicking her bean.

Not sure this is a positive step.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Yes Sir, very positive.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had a dream with Ellen Page in it and I spend the karma box time trying to recall it (I think she was wearing a hat.)

 

[Dr Dave]

A nice hat?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think Ellen Page, even in dreams, would wear a bad hat.