What did you have for breakfast?

[Mirah]

I am drinking superfood cocoa
I am waiting for my crepe with mushroom, basil, tomato and cheese

 

[jack]

I had a homemade breakfast sandwich with 2 slices of low carb bread, a little mayo and shredded cheese, an over easy egg, a slice of ham, and a half avocado, along with a pot of jasmine tea.

It was delicious,

 

[Coyote Ugly]

No wonder you're so fucking fat.

 

[Volpone]

Wheaties.

It's the Breakfast of Champions.

 

[Loktar]

Tuna sandwich and spicy chicken ramen.

 

[Coyote Ugly]

I ate a cat that I hunted down myself.

 

[jack]

Wheaties Drano.
It's the Breakfast of Champions.

Fixed that for you, per Kurt Vonnegut