We should create the ultimate dual in a lab

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or just go out and get drunk and laid. One of those.

 

[Tyrant]

Yes let's create an ultimate dual

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, you start it, and when I get back from the pub I'll help. If I'm not with someone.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Perhaps a BlazerBot to rule in my abscence?

Its an easy forumla, actualy. Make it a male, young, blonde and cute, of course. Give it multiple personalities disorder, an inferiority compex, and a touch off assholishness. Make it spoiled, but sexy, and attitude of the century with a touch of empathy. For the big finish, make it switch sexual preference hourly, and tune the avatars to match the hour.

Got it? Good. ACTIVATE.

 

[Tyrant]

Perhaps a BlazerBot to rule in my abscence?

Its an easy forumla, actualy. Make it a male, young, blonde and cute, of course. Give it multiple personalities disorder, an inferiority compex, and a touch off assholishness. Make it spoiled, but sexy, and attitude of the century with a touch of empathy. For the big finish, make it switch sexual preference hourly, and tune the avatars to match the hour.

Got it? Good. ACTIVATE.

No because it would be an insult to the one and only.

 

[BlazerBoy]

True, but in true Jillian fashion, it might make for some hilarious argumentative bitchfests between myselves, should I ever return.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Perhaps a BlazerBot to rule in my abscence?

Its an easy forumla, actualy. Make it a male, young, blonde and cute, of course. Give it multiple personalities disorder, an inferiority compex, and a touch off assholishness. Make it spoiled, but sexy, and attitude of the century with a touch of empathy. For the big finish, make it switch sexual preference hourly, and tune the avatars to match the hour.

We could just invite Macaulay Culkin to join, it's probably easier.

(Ooooh I'm gonna get hit for that )

 

[Tyrant]

True, but in true Jillian fashion, it might make for some hilarious argumentative bitchfests between myselves, should I ever return.

http://www.avrilbandaids.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42510

Just some mild diversion. Me and Lord Raffles.


Too many are agreeing with us. That thread needs more Omega Weapon, IMO.

 

[BlazerBoy]

OMG!

Do you know that Jay has told me on several occassions that I remind him of Maculay Culkin's character in Party Monster?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, I can't possibly comment, Jay knows you better than I do :bigass:

 

[The Question]

A lab-created dual:

1 part The Question!
1 part CaptainWacky!
1 part Mentalist!

=

A dual who spams up complete gibberish about actresses under the age of 21... and is always right about it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HEY, KEIRA IS 21, NATALIE IS 24, ANNA IS 22 OR 23 AND EMMA WATSON IS 16 SO THAT'S ONLY PART TRUER

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, but how many years have you been at them? AH HA SAILOR BOY!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Keira: About three years, maybe less.
Anna: Six, became obsessed three years ago.
Natalie: Seven years.
Emma: Umm, maybe two years...okay, that one is pretty sick.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Perhaps a BlazerBot to rule in my abscence?

Its an easy forumla, actualy. Make it a male, young, blonde and cute, of course. Give it multiple personalities disorder, an inferiority compex, and a touch off assholishness. Make it spoiled, but sexy, and attitude of the century with a touch of empathy. For the big finish, make it switch sexual preference hourly, and tune the avatars to match the hour.

Got it? Good. ACTIVATE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd still rather get laid.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather make the daul.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We could make a dual that wanks all day in front of a camera. YES.

 

[BlazerBoy]

BlazerBot could do that!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAKE IT SO!