We haven't had a thread where we speak exclusively in Star Wars quotes for at least a

[CaptainWacky]

week!

There's probably a reason for that.

 

[whisky]

Hardly anyone online?

And by that I mean.

I've got a bad feeling about this

 

[CaptainWacky]

"LEARN TO USE THE FOREC YOU BASTARD FUCKER" - Yoda

 

[Gagh]

"It seems this contest cannot be settled by our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with a PENGUIN"

 

[whisky]

Whos the more foolish, the fool, or the twat with toilet paper stuck on his foot

 

[Gagh]

"jABBA DOESN'T LIKE WHIP-WEILDING ARCHEOLOGISTS WHO dump their cargo at the first sign of BJORN BORG IN TIGHT SHORTS"

 

[whisky]

Watch your mouth kid, or you might find yourself with my cock in it

 

[Gagh]

THAT'S COS DROIDS DON'T TEAR PEOPLE'S COCKS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS.

 

[whisky]

No no please dont get up, oh no, Ive been bummed!

 

[Gagh]

I FEEL THE RANDY MIDGET WITHIN YOU FATHER

 

[whisky]

Good, good, let your anger flow though you, then let my cum flow though you

 

[speck]

Your Shwartz is as Big as Mine!

 

[Donovan]

I've felt...a great disturbance in the force. Can someone besides the furry guy cook dinner tonight?

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Look sir, rapists!"

 

[speck]

Duck Dodgers in the 24th, and a half, Century!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"UP AND AT 'EM!"

 

[speck]

"Oh dear."

 

[CaptainWacky]

"FUCK YOU , VADER YOU FAT FUCK"

 

[whisky]

Your all clear kid, now lets blow me and we can all go home

 

[CaptainWacky]

AYE AYE, CAPTAIN