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WAKE THE FUCK UP TISI

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Captioning and napping at the same time = Interesting captions.
 
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Captioning and napping at the same time = Interesting captions.

So YOU'RE the one!
 
I'll get yur blood pumping Tisi..ROWR
 
Easy there....
 
You need a coffee.
 
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By Odin! that woke ME up.
 
who is him
 
He is a man that obviously wakes women up with his sheer manliness. I cannot fathom it. I mean he doesn't have a moustache or chest hair or tight shorts. Of course, I consider Thomas Magnum to be the epitome of manliness. He served in 'Nam, stole Higgins Ferrari every episode Higgins was being a prick and wouldn't let him drive it and got more ass than Quincy and we all know Quincy got laid twice as much as Kirk.

The only guy better than Magnum is Gibbs. Gibbs is only beaten by Magnum because of Magnum's awesome 'stache.
 
Perhaps he hypnotizes them?
 
The only guy better than Magnum is Gibbs. Gibbs is only beaten by Magnum because of Magnum's awesome 'stache.

I always thought mustaches made guys look like child molesters.
 
It depends on the stash.
 
I don't drink coffee. ;)

And Eggs...I love you.
 
I don't drink coffee. ;)


And this is why it will never work between us, dear Tisi. Ours can only ever be a physical relationship....
 
The best kind.
 
I need to be awake too.
 
I'm not sexing you Dave, no matter how much you ask.
 
I don't want you sexing me, so that works out.
 
I'm not sharing my coffee either.
 
I have my own coffee.
 
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