Troll Kingdom + Lyqwnorama = MEGALOL

[Mr. Manhattan]

The latest rumor over at Lyqwnorama Forums now is that last Thursday someone contacted someone about joining/selling off Troll Kingdom and adding it to the Bastard Media Group.

http://www.bastardfactory.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=22

That said, how do I go about becoming a moderator over here??

 

[Seph]

Why did you friend request me breh?

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Why did you friend request me breh?

I read a good bit of your posts yesterday and found you a touch impressive. Prove me wrong.

Anyways, I'm here to do my share in morally lifting the masses to a higher plataeu of consciousness.

 

[jack]

Do us all a favor, and fall on something sharp.

 

[dogbert]

The question is it worth my time to sign up over there and piss everyone off in record time.

 

[jack]

That fucking place is a shithole.

 

[dogbert]

The free porn probably sucks ass too.

 

[Seph]

I read a good bit of your posts yesterday and found you a touch impressive. Prove me wrong.

Anyways, I'm here to do my share in morally lifting the masses to a higher plataeu of consciousness.

Now i know you're mental.

 

[jack]

I wish I had a flamethrower.

 

[Gagh]

I'm glad you're here! I needed some sleep.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

I just wanted to point out that I have a 9 inch cock, thick as a babys arm.

I have to use lube with my girlfriends EVERY time or I risk sending her to the hospital.

That being said. I can get away with murder with this one. She doesn't care if I stay nights with over with other woman. She is obedient, calm, caring and cooks me dinner every night without me saying anything.

You TK faggots that are like 25+ in here and are still virgins should go look in the mirror at you dick........................ that is the problem.

 

[Seph]

I just wanted to point out that I have a 9 inch cock, thick as a babys arm.

I have to use lube with my girlfriends EVERY time or I risk sending her to the hospital.

That being said. I can get away with murder with this one. She doesn't care if I stay nights with over with other woman. She is obedient, calm, caring and cooks me dinner every night without me saying anything.

You TK faggots that are like 25+ in here and are still virgins should go look in the mirror at you dick........................ that is the problem.

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My dick is fine thanks and has found itself buried in scores and scores of women

 

[jack]

I just wanted to point out that I have a 9 inch cock, thick as a babys arm.

I have to use lube with my girlfriends EVERY time or I risk sending her to the hospital.

That being said. I can get away with murder with this one. She doesn't care if I stay nights with over with other woman. She is obedient, calm, caring and cooks me dinner every night without me saying anything.

You TK faggots that are like 25+ in here and are still virgins should go look in the mirror at you dick........................ that is the problem.

And yet, here you are posting instead of talking to your hand? Works for me.

 

[Gagh]

He was bashing one out to Angela Lansbury as he typed that with his forehead. The mechanical action made it easier.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

He was bashing one out to Angela Lansbury as he typed that with his forehead. The mechanical action made it easier.

Is that the best you got....chirstopher lowell....what the fuck are you an interior decorator.

You, my retarded friend, are a tool, A useless piece of trash, cumstain in your mother's vag. Not only should you have been aborted, but your parents should have been shot and cremated. You are worthless, witless, and just plain gay. I not only wish the worst for you, but I wish that I could be a part of it.

You're the type of IRL douchebag that I like to beat for fun, pleasure and out of a sense of service to my community.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

And yet, here you are posting instead of talking to your hand? Works for me.

Does your boyfriend wear an asbestos coated condom and bio-hazard suit when he fucks you?

Seriously, maybe if you weren't too busy giving head for coke you would know how to whack off efficiently on a computer.

 

[Gagh]

Is that the best you got....chirstopher lowell....what the fuck are you an interior decorator.

You, my retarded friend, are a tool, A useless piece of trash, cumstain in your mother's vag. Not only should you have been aborted, but your parents should have been shot and cremated. You are worthless, witless, and just plain gay. I not only wish the worst for you, but I wish that I could be a part of it.

You're the type of IRL douchebag that I like to beat for fun, pleasure and out of a sense of service to my community.

Yes.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

You people and your little pathetic questions & topics.

There's going to be some changes around here if I decide to come back through this virus infected pig trough.

 

[Gagh]

Yes.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Yes.

The only thing halfwitted about you fucktard is when your boyfriend coats your pancreas in gobs of creamy aids infected spermburping guttertwats.