Top Twenty for November (the final countdown)

[CaptainWacky]

This is it. The Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 2.0 (combining data from every top ten for the last YEAR) is only days away. Will it raise me to Godhood? Or have I finally jumped the sanity shakr? First, this, a final top twenty to shake things up. A number one spot here is worth 20 points, number two 19 and so on.

1) Anna Paquin - No contest really.
2) Natalie Portman - A welcome return to form. BUT IS IT TOO LATE?
3) Kristen Stewart - I was worried I was overrating her a bit, but fuck it. Looks weird sometimes but I like her aura or something.
4) Kari Bryon - !
5) Emma Watson - I am rabidly pro-Emma.
6) Lizzy Caplan - Absolutely amazing breasts.
7) Kelly Brook - Deserves reCOCKgnition.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has no bananas today.
9) Scarlett Johansson - Hasn't had much exposure lately.
10) Hayden Panettiere - http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1056619164 < justification and I shall argue no more.
11) Katy Perry - OH LOOK AT ME I POSE WITH SPOONS AND KNIFE ANDREW SACHS, I'M SO EDGY.
12) Mila Kunis.
13) Katie McGrath - Not as hot as prime Keira Knightley but hotter than current Keira Knightley.
14) Megan Fox - She IS hot, under the right circumstances, and this will give her a comically low rating in the final Hot One Hundred.
15) Pippa Black - Elle from Neighbours(!) A Tomtrek choice, but I'll ennoy him by saying she's hotter than Kym Valentine.
16) Kristen Bell.
17) Freema Agyeman - Because there's been some phots of her in all the "DAVID TENNANT QUITS!" stories and they've reminded me she's hot.
18) Zooey Deschanel.
19) Summer Glau - I'm surprised she's so low.
20) Beth Phoenix - THE GLAMAZON!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Good list.

Though Pippa Black is totally not hotter than Kym Valentine. But not by much.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kym will be higher in the Wack Hot One Hundred (Version 2.0), since she's been ranked more times.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I WOULD LIKE TO RANK HER MORE TIMES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think there's enough excitment about the Wacky Hot One Hundred. It's almost as if everyone thinks it's a bit weird.

 

[Loktar]

I don't think there's enough excitment about the Wacky Hot One Hundred. It's almost as if everyone thinks it's a bit weird.

Not weird. I don't think I could think of 100 hot women to put on a list though. 10 at most.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think there will be 100. Just everyone who's been in a top ten for the last year.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't think there's enough excitment about the Wacky Hot One Hundred. It's almost as if everyone thinks it's a bit weird.

If Michelle Trachtenberg isn't in a decent position I will kill you where you stand.


HEYUK HEYUK ID SURE LIKE TO GET MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG INTO A DECENT POSITION MYSELF (SEX)

 

[Tisiphone]

Anna's tits FTW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Michelle was fifth last time, I think.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm curious if Alison Mack will make the list. I just find her adorable.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm sure she'll be on there somewhere, but probably near the bottom.

I agree that Kym Valentine's hotter. It also helps that she's a much better actress and her character's not an annoying bitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mack was on the last one so of course she'll be on this one (since it's going back for a whole year. A WHOLE YEAR.)

LIBBY SKIPS SCHOOL TO HAVE SEX.

 

[Tisiphone]

A WHOLE YEAR

 

[CaptainWacky]

I should probably write it.

 

[Tisiphone]

I like to skip work to have sex with anonymous strangers in the stairwell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was YOU!?

 

[Tisiphone]

Did I pull your hair and say "sock it to me" over and over again?

Because if so, then no....

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Women are funny.

 

[Tisiphone]

I would never say sock it to me while getting the shit fucked out of me. That sounds like I'm asking the guy to beat me.

HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK HAS A WHOLE NEW MEANING