Top Tens for 2025

[CaptainWacky]

#47.2

1) Natalie Portman - She is, ultimately, the Queen of all Girls.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - A big bundle of joy.
3) Varada Sethu - Strong top level return.
4) Imogen Poots - I wish her comeback had started in January so that the 2025 list will end up properly representing how great she is.
5) Sadie Sink - Really actually is a top fiver.
6) Sophie Thatcher - Feeling the need to give her top level recognition.
7) Chloe Grace Moretz - One of the most beautiful faces in Face Town.
8) Kiernan Shipka - Kikier than the rest.
9) Isabela Merced - Has done a lot lately and I have noticed and appreciate.
10) Dafne Keen - Still highly Keen on her.
11) Amanda Seyfried
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Ariana Greenblatt
14) Anna Kendrick
15) Rachel Zegler
16) Laura Harrier
17) Kathryn Newton
18) Cailee Spaeny
19) Anjli Mohindra
20) Millie Gibson
21) Felicity Jones
22) Jessica Henwick
23) Mckenna Grace
24) Sabrina Carpenter
25) Emma Roberts
26) Geraldine Viswanathan
27) Ana de Armas
28) Elle Fanning
29) Freema Agyeman
30) Lauren Tsai
31) Freya Allan

Okay, guys, this has gone too far again. Just because I have autism doesn't mean I have to let my autistic obsessioin control me. I am ENDING the top tens at the end of the year. Next Wacky Hot One Hundred will be the last one. I'll have to do something drastic before then, but in 2026 I WILL be healthier. Almost to the point where I could be mistaken for a neurotypical. Madness first, then sanity.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The only way out is through. The only way I'm ever going to cure myself of autism (it can be done!) is by fully embracing it for one week. Confronting the madness. Daily top tens for a week, then a normal December, then by January it'll be completely out of my system and I'll finally be normal.

#48.1

1) Natalie Portman
2) Imogen Poots
3) Hailee Steinfeld
4) Sophie Thatcher
5) Geraldine Viswanathan
6) Emily Ratajkowski
7) Sadie Sink
8) Amanda Seyfried
9) Yasmeen Fletcher
10) Ella Purnell
11) Varada Sethu
12) Chloe Grace Moretz
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Kathryn Newton
15) Dafne Keen
16) Ariana Greenblatt
17) Katilyn Dever
18) Kiernan Shipka
19) Isabela Merced
20) Milana Vayntrub
21) Sabrina Carpenter
22) Jessica Henwick
23) Anna Kendrick
24) Laura Harrier

Commentary: I AM NOT A WELL MAN. PLEASE SEND HELP. Actually, don't, just wait until 2026. Everything will be better then. Good about Natalie, though! She's the best girl!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#48.2

1) Natalie Portman
2) Kiernan Shipka
3) Ariana Greenblatt
4) Imogen Poots
5) Amanda Seyfried
6) Hailee Steinfeld
7) Chloe Grace Moretz
8) Sadie Sink
9) Sophie Thatcher
10) Varada Sethu
11) Geraldine Viswanathan
12) Emily Ratajkowski
13) Billie Eilish
14) Ana de Armas
15) Samara Weaving
16) Kathryn Newton
17) Kaitlyn Dever
18) Dafne Keen
19) Rachel Zegler
20) Isabela Merced
21) Lauren Tsai
22) Yasmeen Fletcher

COMMENTARY: See? Getting shorter. I am healing. It's all going to be okay. Kiernan shoots up the charts to rival Natalie again, one of the few who can.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#48.3

1) Sadie Sink
2) Natalie Portman
3) Ariana Greenblatt
4) Kiernan Shipka
5) Hailee Steinfeld
6) Imogen Poots
7) Sophie Thatcher
8) Kat Dennings
9) Laura Harrier
10) Selena Gomez
11) Elle Fanning
12) Sabrina Carpenter
13) Emily Ratajkowski
14) Ana de Armas
15) Amanda Seyfried
16) Xochitl Gomez
17) Milana Vayntrub
18) Natalia Dyer
19) Dakota Fanning
20) Dafne Keen
21) Kaitlyn Dever
22) Varada Sethu
23) Billie Eilish

COMMENTARY: Sadie Sink has done it! My brain is ready to be put out of its misery.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#48.4

1) Hailee Steinfeld
2) Sadie Sink
3) Kiernan Shipka
4) Natalie Portman
5) Ariana Greenblatt
6) Chloe Grace Moretz
7) Sophie Thatcher
8) Imogen Poots
9) Ana de Armas
10) Elizabeth Olsen
11) Selena Gomez
12) Alexandra Daddario
13) Kaitlyn Dever
14) Maya Hawke
15) Anjli Mohindra
16) Mckenna Grace
17) Sabrina Carpenter
18) Rachel Zegler
19) Kathryn Newton
20) Milana Vayntrub
21) Dafne Keen
22) Varada Sethu
23) Billie Eilish

COMMENTARY: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_interest_(autism)

(Hailee had a cute video so gets back to the top where she belongs!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

#48.5

1) Sadie Sink
2) Natalia Dyer
3) Sophie Thatcher
4) Adria Arjona
5) Imogen Poots
6) Ariana Greenblatt
7) Natalie Portman
8) Anya Taylor-Joy
9) Ana de Armas
10) Lauren Tsai
11) Kiernan Shipka
12) Xochitl Gomez
13) Hailee Steinfeld
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Billie Eilish
16) Selena Gomez
17) Sabrina Carpenter
18) Emily Ratajkowski
19) Kathryn Newton
20) Rachel Zegler
21) Maya Hawke
22) Elizabeth Olsen
23) Lily Allen
24) Alexandra Daddario

COMMENTARY: I don't know what this is. I don't know what I am.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#48.6

1) Sadie Sink
2) Sophie Thatcher
3) Anya Taylor-Joy
4) Natalia Dyer
5) Ariana Greenblatt
6) Jenna Ortega
7) Hailee Steinfeld
8) Ana de Armas
9) Imogen Poots
10) Lauren Tsai
11) Natalie Portman
12) Maya Hawke
13) Kiernan Shipka
14) Brie Larson
15) Adria Arjona
16) Rachel Zegler
17) Amanda Seyfried
18) Sabrina Carpenter
19) Billie Eilish
20) Chloe Grace Moretz
21) Geraldine Viswanathan
22) Sydney Sweeney

 

[CaptainWacky]

#48.7

1) Sadie Sink
2) Jenna Ortega
3) Anya Taylor-Joy
4) Sophie Thatcher
5) Ariana Greenblatt
6) Chloe Grace Moretz
7) Ana de Armas
8) Cailee Spaeny
9) Imogen Poots
10) Maya Hawke
11) Roxanne Perez
12) Asuka
13) Natalia Dyer
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Ivana Baquero
16) Kairi Sane
17) Billie Eilish
18) Stephanie Vaquer
19) Hailee Steinfeld
20) Kiernan Shipka
21) Natalie Portman
22) AJ Lee
23) Amanda Seyfried
24) Lily Allen

COMMENTARY: It's over. I never want to write another top ten again. I will fulfill my contractual obligations in December then end the obsession forever with the 2025 List and the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 23. In 2026 I will be normal. And, finally, I will have peace.

Good week for Sadie Sink!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#49.1

1) Dafne Keen - Could dominate the final month ever of Top Tens.
2) Ella Purnell - Feeling strong Smoochy Feelings for her again.
3) Mckenna Grace - It would be a disgrace to not acknowledge her top five level greatness.
4) Cailee Spaeny - Actually rabidly pro her now.
5) Sadie Sink - She is beautiful and good.
6) Ariana Greenblatt - The year of her arrival being the last year I ever write these lists is fitting.
7) Elle Fanning - Everyone loves her now and they are right to.
8) Jenna Ortega - A great end of the year comeback for her.
9) Thomasin McKenzie - Was absent for too much of the year but it's great to see her back.
10) Sophie Thatcher - Daily lists made it really obvious she's one of my favourites.
11) Rachel Zegler
12) Anya Taylor-Joy
13) Xochitl Gomez
14) Samara Weaving
15) Amanda Seyfried
16) Laura Harrier
17) Imogen Poots
18) Kaitlyn Dever
19) Felicity Jones
20) Ana de Armas
21) Billie Eilish
22) Chloe Grace Moretz
23) Varada Sethu
24) Kathryn Newton
25) Asuka
26) Freema Agyeman
27) Natalie Portman
28) Maya Hawke
29) Selena Gomez
30) Roxanne Perez
31) Emily Ratajkowski
32) Larsen Thompson
33) Natalia Dyer
34) Havana Rose Liu
35) Ella Hunt
36) Renee Rapp
37) Yasmeen Fletcher

 

[CaptainWacky]

#49.2

1) Dafne Keen - Nobody else even comes close.
2) Ella Purnell - I want to smooch her like a mule eating an apple.
3) Sadie Sink - Basically invented having hair.
4) Jenna Ortega - Continues to greatly wear great dresses.
5) Mckenna Grace - She's definitely the new face of cuteness.
6) Kat Dennings - It's lovely to see her.
7) Ana de Armas - Has been rightly marching up the list lately.
8) Milana Vayntrub - The total package Milana Vayntrub.
9) Rachel Zegler - Keeps getting better and better.
10) Cailee Spaeny - Heading into 2026 as a top ten girl.
11) Sophie Thatcher
12) Adria Arjona
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Geraldine Viswanathan
15) Elle Fanning
16) Ariana Greenblatt
17) Kathryn Newton
18) Alexandra Daddario
19) Anya Taylor-Joy
20) Xochitl Gomez
21) Kiernan Shipka
22) Kaitlyn Deveer
23) Thomasin McKenzie
24) Laura Harrier
25) Imogen Poots
26) Anne Hathaway
27) Dakota Fanning
28) Varada Sethu
29) Maya Hawke
30) Natalia Dyer
31) Scarlett Estevez
32) Alison Brie
33) Asuka
34) Holly Earl
35) Lake Bell