Top Tens for 2024

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#20.2

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - Nobody else even comes close.
2) Dafne Keen - I'm still highly Keen on her, of course.
3) Elle Fanning - Can't forget her in that dress and I won't forget her in that dress.
4) Emma Stone - One of the best girls and that's the bottom line.
5) Kiernan Shipka - Always top five worthy.
6) Selena Gomez - More like Selena Nicemez!
7) Mckenna Grace - The future is here.
8) Adria Arjona - Has really been providing a lot of great social media material lately.
9) Thomasin McKenzie - She's so nice and good.
10) Emma Roberts - Definitely still in the top ten.
11) Alexandra Daddario
12) Lauren Tsai
13) Yasmeen Fletcher
14) Freya Allan
15) Natalie Portman
16) Eva Green
17) Sarah Desjardins
18) Emerald Chan
19) Millie Gibson
20) Sophie Thatcher
21) Olivia Cooke
22) Bailee Madison
23) Varada Sethu
24) Scarlett Johansson
25) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
26) Nathalie Emmanuel
27) Kristine Froseth
28) Anita Rani
29) Olivia Wilde
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#21.1

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - I like her more than every other girl on this list combined.
2) Xochitl Gomez - She has arrived.
3) Elle Fanning - I've got a feel we're going to see an Elle of a lot more of her very soon.
4) Millie Bobby Brown - And it looks like it's nearly Millie Bobby Time for another photoshoot.
5) Emma Stone - Oh Hell yeah.
6) Selena Gomez - Continues to be great.
7) Adria Arjona - A great girl, yep yeah.
8) Kaitlyn Dever - A long awaited return.
9) Dafne Keen - She's permanently top ten level.
10) Alexandra Daddario - Maybe has the best eyes.
11) Emma Roberts
12) Grace Caroline Currey
13) Anjli Mohindra
14) Isabelle Fuhrman
15) Thomasin McKenzie
16) Mckenna Grace
17) Yasmeen Fletcher
18) Olivia Cooke
19) Laurel Marsden
20) Millie Gibson
21) Barbara Palvin
22) Lauren Tsai
23) Eva Green
24) Ella Purnell
25) Rachel Zegler
26) Jessica Henwick
27) Sydney Sweeney
28) Kathryn Newton
29) Olivia Wilde
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#21.2

1) Elle Fanning - The Council of Girls have had a meeting and it has been unaminously agreed that they have a new Queen. Congratulations, Queen Elle Fanning!
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - I still love her and all recent images when posted in high quality.
3) Dafne Keen - It's super great how many new pics we're getting of this super great girl.
4) Xochitl Gomez - Still not over that dress from last week and maybe I don't want to be over it.
5) Chloe Grace Moretz - One of my favourites ever and would be in the top five every list with proper exposure.
6) Ana de Armas - De's back (she's back) and she's still great.
7) Millie Bobby Brown - We all know what town she lives in.
8) Adria Arjona - A top level girl for sure.
9) Emma Stone - Because I said so.
10) Millie Gibson - YEP has earned a top ten ranking and I'm sure she'll be very proud of herself when she reads this.
11) Sophie Thatcher
12) Rachel Zegler
13) Eva Green
14) Grace Caroline Currey
15) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
16) Olivia Cooke
17) Ivanna Sakhno
18) Kaitlyn Dever
19) Sarah Desjardins
20) Brec Bassinger
21) Barbara Palvin
22) Jenna Ortega
23) Ella Purnell
24) Emma Roberts
25) Yasmeen Fletcher
26) Lauren Tsai
27) Alexandra Daddario
28) Amanda Seyfried
29) Joey King
30) Inde Navarrette
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#22.1

1) Dafne Keen - The Keen has risen to the top.
2) Xochitl Gomez - Yeah she's great it can not and should not be denied.
3) Anya Taylor-Joy - I highly appreciate her.
4) Elle Fanning - More lovely than Lovely Luke.
5) Ana de Armas - Why the fuck did I let her fall off the list for so long.
6) Cara Delevigne - Another one who I could be rabidly pro for if I saw her enough.
7) Adria Arjona - Pretty well established now as one of the best girls.
8) Ella Purnell - I liked her before it was cool.
9) Millie Bobby Brown - Continues to be great.
10) Chloe Grace Moretz - She is a top face girl.
11) Kiernan Shipka
12) Ariana Greenblatt
13) Millie Gibson
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Eva Green
16) Grace Caroline Currey
17) Selena Gomez
18) Alexandra Daddario
19) Jenna Ortega
20) Sarah Michelle Gellar
21) Sabrina Carpenter
22) Saoirse Ronan
23) Anna Sawai
24) Zendaya
25) Sarah Desjardins
26) Scarlett Johansson
27) Anita Rani
28) Adelaide Kane
29) Yasmeen Fletcher
30) Liv Morgan
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#22.2

1) Dafne Keen - She has been at her Keenest lately.
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - I think is a permant top five position.
3) Elle Fanning - She is magicElle (magical.)
4) Xochitl Gomez - Doesn't seem to be dropping any time soon.
5) Ana de Armas - Also deserves to stay top five.
6) Natalie Portman - Reminders of her beauty are always highly appreciated.
7) Rachel Zegler - Continues to be cuter than mittens.
8) Inde Navarrette - Currently finding her to be high level one to watch.
9) Emma Roberts - She's great.
10) Bailee Madison - She's also great.
11) Emma Stone
12) Adria Arjona
13) Cara Delevigne
14) Dakota Blue Richards
15) Ariana Greenblatt
16) Ella Purnell
17) Brie Larson
18) Daisy Ridley
19) Selena Gomez
20) Christina Chong
21) Kathryn Newton
22) Millie Gibson
23) Olivia Cooke
24) Samara Weaving
25) Olivia Wilde
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#23.1

1) Dafne Keen - There is no stopping the force that is Dafne Keen.
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - Enjoyable.
3) Natalie Portman - It's been 25 years since TPM where I really started liking her and I doubt I'll still be doing this in another 25 so let's celebrate her NOW.
4) Maisie Williams - There's just something about her.
5) Lauren Tsai - One of my favourite faces ever out of a lot of faces.
6) Elle Fanning - Continues to excel in key areas.
7) Rachel Zegler - Relatively new beauty already a list legend.
8) Kiernan Shipka - A huge, number one level comeback could actually come soon from her.
9) Olivia Cooke - Her face is one I highly appreciate.
10) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - One of the most beautiful Star Wars girls and there's a lot of them now.
11) Kaitlyn Dever
12) Emma Roberts
13) Adria Arjona
14) Millie Bobby Brown
15) Karen Gillan
16) Dakota Fanning
17) Ana de Armas
18) Sophie Thatcher
19) Krysten Ritter
20) Daisy Ridley
21) Sydney Sweeney
22) Kat Dennings
23) Freema Agyeman
24) Anna Sawai
25) Ella Purnell
26) Dakota Blue Richards
27) Cara Delevingne
28) Bailee Madison
29) Emerald Chan
30) Olivia Wilde
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#23.2

1) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - It's time for a well deserved number one ranking for this top level girl.
2) Bailee Madison - Her Baileety (beauty) continues to grow.
3) Dafne Keen - Keeps them Keen.
4) Natalie Portman - Happy birthday to MY WIFE (she's not really my wife.)
5) Elle Fanning - One of the loveliest on recrod.
6) Adria Arjona - Continues her hot streak of being hot.
7) Kiernan Shipka - Any day now it will happen.
8) Millie Gibson - She's really adorable.
9) Christina Chong - You can't go wrong.
10) Brie Larson - More pics of her means more high rankings for her.
11) Xochitl Gomez
12) Kaitlyn Dever
13) Emma Roberts
14) Kat Dennings
15) Ana de Armas
16) Kathryn Newton
17) Maisie Williams
18) Grace Caroline Currey
19) Lauren Tsai
20) Alexandra Daddario
21) Anita Rani
22) Leven Rambin
23) Sydney Sweeney
24) Anya Taylor-Joy
25) Freema Agyeman
26) Dakota Fanning
27) Emily Kinney
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#24.1

1) Natalie Portman - Objectively has the most beautiful smile ever.
2) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Definitely a top of the list kind of girl.
3) Brie Larson - She is a bob-ombshell.
4) Milana Vaynturb - Okay I need to just keep her permanently in the top five because every time I see her I realise that's where she belongs.
5) Xochitl Gomez - She is the future and possibly the present.
6) Anna Sawai - A new Queen of Cuteness contender has arrived.
7) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby Rules.
8) Jeri Ryan - Longest running celebrity crush of my brain and looking great lately.
9) Maya Hawke - Another super cutie who deserves super cutie recognition.
10) Dafne Keen - Definitely a Queen.
11) Ella Purnell
12) Mckenna Grace
13) Emma Stone
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Diane Guerrero
16) Sydney Sweeney
17) Bailee Madison
18) Dakota Blue Richards
19) Alexandra Daddario
20) Kathryn Newton
21) Elle Fanning
22) Anita Rani
23) Scarlett Johansson
24) Emma Raducanu
25) Emma Roberts
26) Kiersey Clemons
27) Adeline Rudolph
28) Jenna Ortega
29) Kiernan Shipka
30) Rebecca Ferguson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#24.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - Has taken over again and maybe that's for the best.
2) Jenna Ortega - Right back almost at the very top where she belongs, 2023's number one could still repeat in 2024.
3) Brie Larson - Brietiful.
4) Elle Fanning - Literally travelled back in time and invented the concept of cuteness.
5) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - I really liked the pics of her that have meant she's stayed in the top five, sorry if you didn't.
6) Milana Vayntrub - Continues her hot streak.
7) Katherine Ryan - Strongly deserving of top level recognition.
8) Xochitl Gomez - Another cutester of the highest order, and no mistake, my liege.
9) Anna Sawai - She's actually really good.
10) Olivia Cooke - Has really been Cooking lately.
11) Kat Dennings
12) Adria Arjona
13) Karen Fukuhara
14) Scarlett Johansson
15) Maya Hawke
16) Sadie Sink
17) Jessica Henwick
18) Emma Roberts
19) Anita Rani
20) Mckenna Grace
21) Millie Gibson
22) Claudia Doumit
23) Ella Hunt
24) Natalie Portman
25) Kiersey Clemons
26) Ella Purnell
27) Mackenzie Foy
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#25.1

1) Olivia Cooke - YEP I have a new permanent number one and you're just going to have to deal with it.
2) Kiernan Shipla - It's good to be reminded that she has the Kikiest face.
3) Jenna Ortega - She's definitely back in the conversation.
4) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Her beauty is almost unmatched.
5) Elle Fanning - I like what we've seen of her lately.
6) Brie Larson - Has become one of the Top Face girls.
7) Millie Bobby Brown - Continues to be super cute.
8) Adria Arjona - Another one who's really risen to be on the top level.
9) Xochitl Gomez - So many event pics of her but she always brings it.
10) Bailee Madison - Believe in her.
11) Kathryn Newton
12) Dafne Keen
13) Anna Sawai
14) Milana Vayntrub
15) Emma Roberts
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Laura Harrier
18) Katherine Ryan
19) Alexandra Daddario
20) Karen Gillan
21) Janelle Monae
22) Maya Hawke
23) Emma Stone
24) Zendaya
25) Sydney Sweeney
26) Isabelle Fuhrman
27) Ella Purnell
28) Ella Hunt
29) Jessica Henwick
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#25.2

1) Olivia Cooke - She's the girl I've been liking the most lately.
2) Brie Larson - Has definitely been Brie-ing (bringing) it lately too though.
3) Natalie Portman - Accidentally omitted from Thursday's list and deserves to be this high anyway.
4) Xochitl Gomez - There's always lots of new pics of her and that works out well because she looks so good.
5) Jenna Ortega - It's great she's back in the top five.
6) Hailee Steinfeld - Okay, this time it looks like she's actually back but I need some follow-up.
7) Alexandra Daddario - Wario's daughter is a beauty for sure.
8) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Still rabidly pro her.
9) Emma Stone - Everyone should like her.
10) Kathryn Newton - Cute more than a ton.
11) Emma Roberts
12) Sadie Sink
13) Millie Gibson
14) Mackenzie Foy
15) Elle Fanning
16) Christina Chong
17) Anna Sawai
18) Anita Rani
19) Karen Fukuhara
20) Laura Harrier
21) Morydd Clark
22) Ariana Greenblatt
23) Kiernan Shipka
24) Bailee Madison
25) Ella Purnell
26) Iman Vellani
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#26.1

1) Sophie Thatcher - She's really attractive on multiple levels and a very good actress. The future of the female celebrity world and possibly THIS LIST!
2) Hailee Steinfeld - I am pleased to report that Haiz is definitely back for real this time.
3) Kiernan Shipka - Her face might be the most appealing human face to me out of all the human faces.
4) Dafne Keen - Bring back Jecki with a METAL BODY or something.
5) Olivia Cooke - Continues to be my type of girl.
6) Sadie Sink - She's a top of the list type of girl who is getting the attention she deserves finally.
7) Jenna Ortega - Definitely one of the best girls and no I don't have too many "one of the best girls" okay.
8) Mckenna Grace - Happy nice birthday to her and her promising future.
9) Emma Roberts - One of my all time favourites has been great lately.
10) Lauren Tsai - Another face that helps me get through the day.
11) Mia Goth
12) Millie Bobby Brown
13) Brie Larson
14) Anna Sawai
15) Natalie Portman
16) Xochitl Gomez
17) Adria Arjona
18) Karen Gillan
19) Alexandra Daddario
20) Cara Delevingne
21) Rachel Zegler
22) Iman Vellani
23) Mackenzie Foy
24) Kathryn Newton
25) Anita Rani
26) Laura Harrier
27) Tessa Thompson
28) Ana de Armas
29) Morfydd Clark
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#26.2

1) Sadie Sink - Okay, I've seen the light for real this time. We're exactly halfway through the year and it's time to get serious about who the REAL number one is (it's Sadie.)
2) Sophie Thatcher - Definitely the future of the female celebrity world and no doubt a permanent top five level girl.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - Imagine what would happen if we got regular new pics...
4) Emma Roberts - Continues one of her all time best runs.
5) Laura Harrier - Really deserves high level recognition and you should agree.
6) Anya Taylor-Joy - She brings it (Joy) for sure!
7) Jenna Ortega - I find her great.
8) Xochitl Gomez - Another "future of the female celebrity world who is really the present" type girl.
9) Olivia Cooke - I can't imagine the list without her now.
10) Samara Weaving - Making a strong impression of late.
11) Selena Gomez
12) Mckenna Grace
13) Diane Guerrero
14) Janelle Monae
15) Dafne Keen
16) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
17) Ella Hunt
18) Brie Larson
19) Iman Vellani
20) Adria Arjona
21) Kiernan Shipka
22) Anna Sawai
23) Cate Blanchett
24) Karen Fukuhara
25) Ana de Armas
26) Scarlett Johansson
27) Olivia Wilde
28) Claudi Doumit
29) Lauren Tsai
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#27.1

1) Emma Roberts - Actually yeah she's the best she's ever been, she's my new permanent number one, and it feels good to say it.
2) Sadie Sink - Is not sinking down the list any time soon.
3) Sophie Thatcher - I continue to highly value her as a human being and female celebrity.
4) Hailee Steinfeld - Could actually just keep her in the top five for the rest of the year even if there are no new pics, it''s my list.
5) Adria Arjona - Feeling like she's on the "one of the best girls" level.
6) Ella Purnell - Getting into her again. Not sure why, could just be that she's highly attractive.
7) Olivia Cooke - Has similar appeal to the girl above.
8) Jenna Ortega - Ort to be appearing a lot in the coming months.
9) Laura Harrier - She's great.
10) Diane Guerrero - She's great too.
11) Milly Alcock
12) Bailee Madison
13) Olivia Wilde
14) Selena Gomez
15) Gillian Jacobs
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Anna Sawai
18) Xochitl Gomez
19) Emma Raducanu
20) Sydney Sweeney
21) Natalie Portman
22) Anya Taylor-Joy
23) Talia Ryder
24) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
25) Cate Blanchett
26) Ceara Coveney
27) Lucinda Armstrong Hall
28) Imogen Poots
29) Mariah May
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#27.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - The prophecy has come true. Great Hailee media beats great anyone else media and it feels good to say it.
2) Emma Roberts - Also continues to be the best she's ever been and one of the best ever.
3) Sydney Sweeney - She's spectacular and we'll be seeing a lot more of her in the top five.
4) Dafne Keen - The Keen always rises to the top.
5) Sophie Thatcher - My top five level feelings for her continues.
6) Selena Gomez - Deserves high level recognition.
7) Mckenna Grace - Feeling rabidly pro her right now.
8) Mia Goth - I should not forget about her and I won't let it happen again until I do.
9) Sadie Sink - I still like her a lot too.
10) Adria Arjona - Very well established at this point.
11) Olivia Cooke
12) Diane Guerrero
13) Janelle Monae
14) Billie Eilish
15) Natalie Portman
16) Sabrina Carpenter
17) Thomasin McKenzie
18) Claudia Doumit
19) Bailee Madison
20) Xochitl Gomez
21) Millie Bobby Brown
22) Jenna Ortega
23) Laura Harrier
24) Saoirse Ronan
25) Christina Chong
26) Emma Raducanu
27) Gillian Jacobs
28) Karen Fukuhara
29) Anya Taylor-Joy
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#28.1

1) Sydney Sweeney - Okay yeah she's probably the best girl, isn't she. It seems very likely.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - Still haven't forgotten her recent high level return.
3) Scarlett Johansson - Now known as the first Sydney Sweeney.
4) Emma Roberts - Still Robidly pro her.
5) Kathryn Newton - It's time to accept that she's the one I like the most out of the girls who are along similar lines to her and it feels good to cryptically state it.
6) Diane Guerrero - Great to see more of her.
7) Alexandra Daddario - Congratulations on her pregnancy and continued high level of appeal.
8) Sophie Thatcher - Will be back in the top five next time I'm sure.
9) Selena Gomez - One of the best girls now.
10) Natalie Portman - Her smile is still without compare.
11) Millie Bobby Brown
12) Christina Chong
13) Milly Alcock
14) Dafne Keen
15) Mckenna Grace
16) Mia Goth
17) Anna Sawai
18) Maisie Williams
19) Janelle Monae
20) Kiernan Shipka
21) Xochitl Gomez
22) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
23) Sadie Sink
24) Amber Midthunder
25) Kaia Gerber
26) Aubrey Plaza
27) Anjli Mohindra
28) Emerald Chan
29) Jameela Jamil
30) Joey King
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#28.2

1) Natalie Portman - The Queen has returned to her throne. Long may she reign.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - Okay she drops at least one place if there isn't anything new before Thursday.
3) Diane Guerrero - Really deserving of high level recognition and I'm the guy doing the recognising.
4) Mckenna Grace - The future of the female celebrity world has arrived.
5) Anna Kendrick - It's great that she's made a top level return.
6) Dafne Keen - She's really very pretty.
7) Adria Arjona - Finding her to be spectacular of late.
8) Selena Gomez - Selena Goodness more like.
9) Olivia Cooke - Definitely one of the highest risers of 2024.
10) Sydney Sweeney - When she's good she's top level. And she's still very high at other times.
11) Anya Taylor-Joy
12) Emma Roberts
13) Sophie Thatcher
14) Sarah Desjardins
15) Charlize Theron
16) Chloe Bennet
17) Christina Chong
18) Millie Bobby Brown
19) Kathryn Newton
20) Zendaya
21) Scarlett Johansson
22) Anna Sawai
23) Billie Eilish
24) Karen Fukuhara
25) Ivana Baquero
26) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
27) Jenna Ortega
28) Bailee Madison
29) Claudia Doumit
30) Barbara Palvin
31) Janelle Monae
32) Varada Sethu

My mental health appears to be declining.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#29.1

1) Natalie Portman - There is no one else.
2) Adria Arjona - Has been one of the best by far this year.
3) Mckenna Grace - Sweeter than kitten soup.
4) Jenna Ortega - Last year's number one is making a comeback in the second half of this year.
5) Selena Gomez - They do call her The Beautiful Selena Gomez.
6) Olivia Cooke - One of the best faces.
7) Diane Guerrero - Definitely still deserving of top level recognition.
8) Varada Sethu - Strong potential to soon be a top ten regular.
9) Sydney Sweeney - My favourite twenty something blonde.
10) Bailee Madison - The Baileest.
11) Dakota Blue Richards
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Hailee Steinfeld
14) Sophie Thatcher
15) Anna Kendrick
16) Zoe Kravitz
17) Xochitl Gomez
18) Kiernan Shipka
19) Emma Roberts
20) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
21) Sarah Desjardins
22) Billie Eilish
23) Adelaide Kane
24) Laura Harrier
25) Anna Sawai
26) Zendaya
27) Samara Weaving
28) Rachel Zegler
29) Sadie Sink
30) Skye Blue
 
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