Top Tens for 2023

[CaptainWacky]

The road goes ever on...


#1.1

1) Dafne Keen - A new year. A new permanent number one.
2) Jenna Ortega - Is going to be a very important part of the future shape of the female celebrity world.
3) Anya Taylor-Joy - There can be only one.
4) Milly Alcock - I continue to be all about Alcock.
5) Natalie Portman - 2022's girl of the year. The number one of the prestigious Wacky Hot One Hundred version 20. Shows no sign of slowing down!
6) Selena Gomez - YEP she's entering the realm of my top level girls in 2023 and it feels good to say it.
7) Millie Bobby Brown - We are living in Millie Bobby's time.
8) Rosabell Laurenti Sellers - Another new high level one to watch for 2023 and my NEW ATTITUDE.
9) Sarah Michelle Gellar - YEP SMG is cracking the top ten to start the year. A girl so hot she's Buffy.
10) Lupita Nyong'o - One of the most beautif'o.
11) Maisie Williams
12) Laurel Marsden
13) Ana de Armas
14) Elle Fanning
15) Kaitlyn Dever
16) Ellie Bamber
17) Adria Arjona
18) Yvette Monreal
19) Teagan Croft
20) Anne Hathaway
21) Victoria Coren Mitchell
22) Florence Pugh
23) Jessica Henwick
24) Hailee Steinfeld
25) Sadie Sink
26) Emily Kinney
27) Iris Apatow
28) Camila Mendes
29) Laura Harrier
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
31) Ruby Cruz
32) Saki Kashima
33) Genevieve Buechner

 

[CaptainWacky]

#1.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - Okay, this is the right one. 102 number rankings in 2023 here we come.
2) Lupita Nyong'o - Feeling high levels of appreciation for the highly appreciable beauty of Lupita Nyong'o right now.
3) Jenna Ortega - Ortegamus Prime.
4) Elle Fanning - I find her to be one of the best ever.
5) Anya Taylor-Joy - Unique and unforgettable.
6) Selena Gomez - Definitely still feeling rabidly pro Gomez.
7) Natalie Portman - The video of her new shoot should be out soon!
8) Maisie Williams - Really happy to have Maisie back at full force for 2023.
9) Dafne Keen - Keen to maintain her top level status.
10) Tiya Sircar - Sircute.
11) Lauren Tsai
12) Milly Alcock
13) Laurel Marsden
14) Ana de Armas
15) Sarah Michelle Gellar
16) Zazie Beetz
17) Yvette Monreal
18) Izabela Vidovic
19) Brie Larson
20) Saki Kashima
21) May Calamawy
22) Rosabell Laurenti Sellers
23) Dua Lipa
24) Xia Li
25) Mia Goth
26) Anna Kendrick
27) KAIRI
28) Ellie Bamber
29) Mandip Gill

 

[Mirah]

OMG CAPTAINWACKY!
JENNA ORTEGA AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES
FUCKING WOW
OMG
OMG

 

[CaptainWacky]

#2.1

1) Jenna Ortega - The female celebrity world has elected its new president. And the vote was unanimous.
2) Milly Alcock - Also a GOLDEN BEAUTY.
3) Margot Robbie - Margreat Hottie shoots back up the list due to her stunning beauty.
4) Billie Eilish - Ei very much like her.
5) Anya Taylor-Joy - Does strong "pale back" work.
6) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby bounces around near the top of my mind.
7) Anna Kendrick - We all know she's kind to ducks.
8) Dafne Keen - I Keen't let her drop out of the top ten.
9) Selena Gomez - Has been bringing it this year.
10) Diane Guerrero - 2022 was no fluke; she remains top level.
11) Ana de Armas
12) Jessica Chastain
13) Mia Goth
14) Kat Dennings
15) Ellie Bamber
16) Zendaya
17) Elle Fanning
18) Lupita Nyong'o
19) Yvette Monreal
20) Kathryn Newton
21) Tiya Sircar
22) Natalie Portman
23) KAIRI
24) Christina Chong
25) Zoe de Grand'Maison
26) Zazie Beetz
27) Rosabell Laurenti Sellers
28) Ruby Cruz
29) Maisie Williams
30) Brec Bassinger
31) Emma Raducanu

 

[CaptainWacky]

#2.2

1) Margot Robbie - On a hugely competitive week, Margot shone the brightest. New permanent number one.
2) Jenna Ortega - I'm still rabidly pro Ortega and all she stands for, of course.
3) Milly Alcock - Cock-a-doodle Milly.
4) Ana de Armas - They don't call her Ana de Beautifulwoman for nothing.
5) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby Brings it.
6) Natalie Portman - No smile is more beautiful.
7) Anya Taylor-Joy - Bringing Taylor-Joy to the world.
8) Amber Midthunder - Rose a lot in my mental list in 2022 and continues to strongly be one to watch.
9) Gillian Jacobs - She's finally back.
10) Kiernan Shipka - It turns out she's still in Shipshape.
11) Anna Kendrick
12) Dafne Keen
13) Yasmeen Fletcher
14) Billie Eilish
15) Karen Gillan
16) Zazie Beetz
17) Selena Gomez
18) Florence Pugh
19) Reina Hardesty
20) Zoe Kravitz
21) Holly Earl
22) Mia Goth
23) Jessica Chastain
24) Alison Brie
25) Zendaya
26) Dakota Blue Richards
27) Hikaru Shida
28) Lupita Nyong'o
29) Kristen Bell
30) Ellie Bamber
31) Anna Akana
32) Pom Klementieff

 

[CaptainWacky]

#3.1

1) Elle Fanning - Five lists. Five different number ones. 2023 is looking set to be the most competitive year ever!
2) Margot Robbie - I'm more into Margot Robbie now than at any other point in human history.
3) Jenna Ortega - Has been in the top five of all five of those 2023 lists.
4) Anya Taylor-Joy - Inventented having eyes.
5) Ana de Armas - Realistically should be this high most weeks.
6) Amber Midthunder - Could do very very well in 2023.
7) Milly Alcock - AlMilly.
8) Janelle Monáe - This is a strong debut ranking.
9) Anna Kendrick - One of the best ever.
10) Laura Harrier - Definitely still one of the best girls in 2023.
11) Adria Arjona
12) Amanda Seyfried
13) Kat Dennings
14) Sadie Sink
15) Xochitl Gomez
16) Emma Roberts
17) Karen Gillan
18) Millie Bobby Brown
19) Rihanna
20) Gillian Jacobs
21) Ruby Cruz
22) Inde Navarrette
23) Billie Eilish
24) Anna Akana
25) Natalie Portman
26) Zoe Kravitz
27) Samara Weaving
28) Dichen Lachman
29) Talia Ryder
30) Olivia Rodrigo
31) Selena Gomez
32) Mia Goth
33) Yvette Monreal
34) Michelle Trachtenberg

 

[CaptainWacky]

#3.2

1) Laura Harrier - Let's make it six! Another well deserved number one ranking.
2) Thomasin McKenzie - YEP we all have to acknowledge that she's a top level girl.
3) Margot Robbie - Definitely still feeling rabidly pro Robbie.
4) Anne Hathaway - Anne is more beautiful than ever.
5) Milana Vayntrub - The theme of this list has been girls who have been underrated for too long. NO MORE.
6) Ana de Armas - She's great.
7) Elle Fanning - Elle is sweeter than kitten chocolate.
8) Mia Goth - Mia Goth is the new hotness and it feels good to say it.
9) Jenna Ortega - Jenna Ortega.
10) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby Great!?
11) Sophie Thatcher
12) Anna Kendrick
13) Sarah Michelle Gellar
14) Amber Midthunder
15) Gillian Jacobs
16) Xochitl Gomez
17) Emilia Jones
18) Genevieve Buechner
19) Emma Roberts
20) Janelle Monae
21) KAIRI
22) Amanda Seyfried
23) Karen Gillan
24) Inde Navarrette
25) Aubrey Plaza
26) Pom Klementieff
27) Ruby Cruz
28) Leven Rambin

 

[CaptainWacky]

I see someone has searched the thread for the word "Trachtenberg."

 

[CaptainWacky]

#4.1

1) Thomasin McKenzie - We are on track for 103 different number ones in 2023.
2) Margot Robbie - I just can't seem to stop feeling rabidly pro Robbie and maybe I don't want to stop.
3) Anne Hathaway - Hath the world away.
4) Laura Harrier - More beautiful than eight paintings of horses.
5) Anna Kendrick - She is cutie she is grace.
6) Mia Goth - My, uhh, goth.
7) Ana de Armas - There can de only one.
8) Elle Fanning - Lovelier than Satan.
9) Millie Bobby Brown - The mayor of Millie Bobby Town.
10) Jenna Ortega - Not dropping out of the top ten without a fight.
11) Sadie Sink
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Hailee Steinfeld
14) Adria Arjona
15) Karen Gillan
16) Sophie Thatcher
17) Genevieve Buechner
18) Sarah Michelle Gellar
19) Ellie Bamber
20) Anya Taylor-Joy
21) Samara Weaving
22) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
23) Yvette Monreal
24) Inde Navarrette
25) Adeline Rudolph
26) Dafne Keen
27) Ruby Cruz
28) KAIRI
29) Emilia Jones
30) Selena Gomez
31) Brec Bassinger
32) Charli XCX

 

[CaptainWacky]

#4.2

1) Elle Fanning - The first two time number one of the year. Is the shape of 2023 beginning to form?
2) Jenna Ortega - No one has been established as One Of The Best Girls faster than Jenna Ortega.
3) Thomasin McKenzie - Thomasin is greatzie.
4) Margot Robbie - Yeah this is permanent.
5) Laura Harrier - I likerrier her.
6) Anne Hathaway - Hath it all.
7) Anna Kendrick - Anna's great.
8) Ana de Armas - Ana's great.
9) Milly Alcock - Cutecock.
10) Adria Arjona - Great face.
11) Dafne Keen
12) Florence Pugh
13) Sarah Michelle Gellar
14) Mia Goth
15) Anya Taylor-Joy
16) Laurel Marsden
17) Asuka
18) Hailee Steinfeld
19) Karen Gillan
20) Taylor Swift
21) Charli XCX
22) Emma Roberts
23) Yvette Monreal
24) Reina Hardesty
25) Anna Akana
26) Adelaide Kane
27) Emilia Jones
28) KAIRI

 

[CaptainWacky]

#5.1

1) Elle Fanning - Sweet Elle Fanning is the new number one queen.
2) Margot Robbie - Definitely still completely rabidly pro Robbie to the highest degree.
3) Jenna Ortega - I've talked already about her unprecedented rise. I do not foresee a fall.
4) Laura Harrier - One of the best faces out of all the faces.
5) Thomasin McKenzie - They don't call her "TopFiveasin" for nothing.
6) Sarah Michelle Gellar - Future historians are already calling 2023 "the year of the massive Sarah Michelle Gellar comeback."
7) Asuka - Yep it's time to give her the proper respected she deserves.
8) Milly Alcock - The new face of cuteness continues to have that face.
9) Sophie Turner - And we have yet another great 2023 comeback happening with Sophie Turner!
10) Ana de Armas - De beautifulmas.
11) Anya Taylor-Joy
12) Dafne Keen
13) Florence Pugh
14) Charli XCX
15) Anne Hathaway
16) Anna Kendrick
17) Brie Larson
18) Freema Agyeman
19) Emma Roberts
20) Anna Akana
21) Hailee Steinfeld
22) Amanda Seyfried
23) Lupita Nyong'o
24) Natalie Portman
25) Laurel Marsden
26) Lauren Tsai
27) Milana Vayntrub
28) Ellie Bamber
29) Adeline Rudolph
30) Jenna Coleman
31) Nicole Kang

 

[CaptainWacky]

#5.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Oh fuck, it turns out Kiernan Shipka can change the entire shape of this list whenever she wills it. And I'm here for it.
2) Jenna Ortega - The Ortega/Shipka war of 2023 will claim many lives and deservingly so.
3) Dafne Keen - Look who else is Keen to return to the top five. It's Dafne!
4) Laura Harrier - Harrying on (carrying on) as one of the best girls and it feels good to say it.
5) Elle Fanning - She commands an army of deadly kittens.
6) Billie Eilish - Billie Greatlass returns to high level list action.
7) Lupita Nyong'o - Pops into my brain at random times making me think "oh yeah, put her on your crazy list, Wacky! AND HIGH."
8) Thomasin McKenzie - Still feeling Thomasin Feelings.
9) Florence Pugh - Pughtiful.
10) Margot Robbie - Margood Hottie for sure.
11) Emily Ratajkowski
12) Janelle Monae
13) Zoe Kravitz
14) Sarah Michelle Gellar
15) Alison Brie
16) Zendaya
17) Mackenzie Foy
18) Asuka
19) Brie Larson
20) Barbara Palvin
21) Anya Taylor-Joy
22) Milly Alcock
23) Ritu Arya
24) Olivia Rodrigo
25) Charli XCX
26) Freema Agyeman
27) Jenna Coleman
28) Xochitl Gomez
29) Lauren Tsai
30) Adeline Rudolph
31) Dichen Lachman

 

[CaptainWacky]

#6.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Nobody else even comes close. The era of complete Kiki domination has begun anew.
2) Lupita Nyong'o - The person I have been thinking about the next most is none other than Lupita Nyong'o!
3) Gillian Jacobs - YEP she is back in the top five and she's sticking around this time.
4) Jenna Ortega - Let's not forgot that Jenna Ortega is now firmly established as one of the best girls.
5) Elle Fanning - Sweet Elle Fanning ain't dropping down without a fight.
6) Anna Kendrick - Anna kind of a duck.
7) Laura Harrier - I love her.
8) Billie Eilish - Billie Nicelass lives up to her name.
9) Dafne Keen - We're all Keen on Dafkeen.
10) Thomasin McKenzie - Still in my brain.
11) Emily Ratajkowski
12) Xochitl Gomez
13) Teagan Croft
14) Taylor Swift
15) Karen Gillan
16) Zoe Kravitz
17) Samara Weaving
18) Asuka
19) Maisie Williams
20) Florence Pugh
21) Laurel Marsden
22) Zazie Beetz
23) Alison Brie
24) Olivia Cooke
25) Olivia Rodrigo
26) Sarah Michelle Gellar
27) Natsupoi
28) Lily Mo Sheen
29) Janelle Monae
30) Hailee Steinfeld
31) Kathryn Newton
32) Isabela Merced
33) Saki Kashima

 

[CaptainWacky]

#6.2

1) Dafne Keen - YEP 2023 is STILL the most competitive year in list history as we have another POSSIBLE new permanent number one! And I am Keenly aware.
2) Kiernan Shipka - The Kikiest of the all could easily be number one again on Thursday.
3) Lupita Nyong'o - I continue to find her to be one of the most beautiful women and it continues to feel good to say so.
4) Gillian Jacobs - Gilly-Jacs in 2023 is great to me.
5) Diane Guerrero - She's Greatrrero.
6) Sadie Sink - Suddenly feeling rabidly pro Sink again and which to stoke those feelings.
7) Alison Brie - Also a great Community girl who has been great of late.
8) Lauren Tsai - They don't call her Lovely Lauren for nothing!
9) Hailee Steinfeld - Haiz is making a comeback and I'm here for it.
10) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby's Time is not up.
11) Margot Robbie
12) Karen Gillan
13) Elle Fanning
14) Xochitl Gomez
15) Charli XCX
16) Selena Gomez
17) Jenna Ortega
18) Emily Ratajkowski
19) Reina Hardesty
20) Tessa Thompson
21) Sarah Michelle Gellar
22) Adria Arjona
23) Laura Harrier
24) Kathryn Newton
25) Mia Goth
26) Billie Eilish
27) Kaitlyn Dever
28) Chloe Grace Moretz
29) Cara Delevingne
30) Iris Apatow
31) Jeri Ryan
32) Nicole Kang

 

[CaptainWacky]

#7.1

1) Dafne Keen - Nobody else even comes close.
2) Sadie Sink - Sadie Sink is seriously on the rise and seriously cute.
3) Kiernan Shipka - I haven't forgotten Kiki Shipship.
4) Margot Robbie - The Margot Robbie Appreciation centre of my brain has activated again.
5) Lupita Nyong'o - Lupita is one of the most beautif'o.
6) Gillian Jacobs - I sure hope we see more of her in 2023.
7) Diane Guerrero - Gurrernice.
8) Hailee Steinfeld - Back in the top ten where she belongs.
9) Mia Goth - There's just something about this Goth.
10) Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy is back, bitches.
11) Lauren Tsai
12) Jenna Ortega
13) Kaitlyn Dever
14) Milly Alcock
15) Jessica Henwick
16) Teagan Croft
17) Kathryn Newton
18) Elle Fanning
19) Emily Ratajkowski
20) Gal Gadot
21) Asuka
22) Selena Gomez
23) Ivana Baquero
24) Laura Harrier
25) Zendaya
26) Billie Eilish
27) Anna Kendrick
28) Maisie Williams
29) Victoria Coren Mitchell
30) Tessa Thompson
31) Zoe Kravitz
32) Nicole de Boer
33) Christine Ko

 

[CaptainWacky]

#7.2

1) Anna Kendrick - This girl, who is kind to ducks, is definitely in the "best girl of 2023" conversation and it feels good to say it.
2) Anne Hathaway - Who Hath a way (has a way)? ANNE HATH A WAY.
3) Jessica Henwick - Late-breaking super high ranking after her amazing BAFTA look.
4) Anya Taylor-Joy - Only one girl brings this level of Taylor-Joy.
5) Sadie Sink - I can't get the Sink out of my head.
6) Margot Robbie - Some days you just want to think about Margot Robbie.
7) Felicity Jones - A strong comeback for a strong lady.
8) Dafne Keen - Maybe it's not total Keen domination time yet, but it's growing ever closer.
9) Kiernan Shipka - Drops only due to lack of recent images.
10) Gillian Jacobs - Come on, Gilly, don't disappear again.
11) Aubrey Plaza
12) Lupita Nyong'o
13) Olivia Cooke
14) Sarah Michelle Gellar
15) Mia Goth
16) Diane Guerrero
17) Gemma Chan
18) Ella Hunt
19) Xochitl Gomez
20) Hailee Steinfeld
21) Emily Ratajkowski
22) Florence Pugh
23) Cara Delevingne
24) Thomasin McKenzie
25) Genevieve Buechner
26) Elle Fanning
27) Zendaya
28) Milly Alcock
29) Christina Ricci
30) Kristen Bell
31) Yvette Monreal
32) Iris Apatow

 

[Mirah]

Ok but check out Jenna Ortega at fashion week!
Must I try to link the videos here? She is amazing!

 

[CaptainWacky]

There have not been new pics of her lately. (Fun fact, this is the first list of the year Jenna Ortega was not on!)

 

[Mirah]

I saw it on tik tok
And I just saw the dates are from January. Darn.
My first time seeing them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

January is ANCIENT HISTORY in the cutthroat world of female celebrity obsession!