Top Tens for 2022

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#39.1

1) Sadie Sink - We are now living in what historians will one day come to call The Sink Era.
2) Margot Robbie - Margood Hottie lives up to the name I made up for her.
3) Ana de Armas - Has been more The Armas than ever lately.
4) Kiernan Shipka - Obviously I'm still rabidly pro Shipka.
5) Adria Arjona - Keeping her high for "she's really good looking" reasons.
6) Christina Chong - Chongtastic.
7) Emily Carey - I continue to be into her.
8) Yasmeen Fletcher - It's good be to reminded of the strongly good Yasmeen Fletcher.
9) Anya Taylor-Joy - She is exceptionally good in the face.
10) Maya Hawke - Hawt Hawke.
11) Kaitlyn Dever
12) Laura Harrier
13) Bailee Madison
14) Anna Kendrick
15) Jameela Jamil
16) Tatiana Maslany
17) Lily Mo Sheen
18) Amanda Seyfried
19) Alexandra Daddario
20) Jessica Henwick
21) Jenna Ortega
22) Kate Beckinsale
23) Diane Guerrero
24) January Jones
25) Melise
26) Barbara Palvin
27) Olivia Holt
28) Olivia Rodrigo
29) Jess Bush
30) Jessica Chastain
31) Alison Brie
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#39.2

1) Sadie Sink - Unsinkable Sadie.
2) Maya Hawke - Has been really great lately.
3) Dafne Keen - Those Keen to see more Dafne have been rewarded.
4) Diane Guerrero - Greatrrero.
5) Christina Chong - Chong'ing (climbing) up the list.
6) Milly Alcock - Hopefully she is cast in another thing at some point in future history.
7) Anya Taylor-Joy - I find her exceptional.
8) Kiernan Shipka - Still in Ship-shape.
9) Zoe Kravitz - She's back! She's great!
10) Ana de Armas - A lot of Armas.
11) Yasmeen Fletcher
12) Natalie Portman
13) Margot Robbie
14) Karen Gillan
15) Laura Harrier
16) Amanda Seyfried
17) Mackenzie Foy
18) Elizabeth Olsen
19) Talia Ryder
20) Zendaya
21) Dichen Lachman
22) Lauren Tsai
23) Anna Kendrick
24) Chloe Grace Moretz
25) Mina Shirakawa
26) Ritu Arya
27) Tay Melo
28) Emily Carey
29) Anne Hathaway
30) Avril Lavigne
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I don't know her.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#40.1

1) Sadie Sink - By fucking far.
2) Zendaya - Late breaking top level Zendaya return.
3) Natalie Portman - I love her beautiful Natalie Smile.
4) Elle Fanning - Well hello there, top five level retrun for Elle Fanning...
5) Maya Hawke - Continues to have been great lately.
6) Diane Guerrero - Always great to see more of her.
7) Hayley Atwell - Her too.
8) Milly Alcock - Alcute.
9) Christina Chong - She's great.
10) Dafne Keen - Keen level of interest I have in her.
11) Reina Hardesty
12) Adelaide Kane
13) Anya Taylor-Joy
14) Kiernan Shipka
15) Olivia Cooke
16) Kathryn Newton
17) Florence Pugh
18) Bailee Madison
19) Jennifer Lawrence
20) Adria Arjona
21) Tatiana Maslany
22) Emilia Jones
23) Morfydd Clark
24) Zoe Kravitz
25) Sasha Banks
26) Iris Apatow
27) Mackenzie Foy
28) Christine Ko
29) Alexandra Daddario
30) Chloe Grace Moretz
31) Nathalie Emmanuel
32) Brec Bassinger
33) Jamia Hayter
34) Isla Fisher
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#40.2

1) Sadie Sink - The best girl is Sadie Sink.
2) Zendaya - No one can deny Zendaya.
3) Samara Weaving - Weaving her way into my heart.
4) Kaitlyn Dever - Her face is my type of face.
5) Kathryn Newton - Previously identified as "Kathryn Cuteaton", I am now upgrading her to "Kathryn Hotaton."
6) Elle Fanning - An Elle of a girl.
7) Maya Hawke - Probably going to continue to be great.
8) Iris Apatow - She has arrived.
9) Ana de Armas - Dhere's only one de Armas.
10) Milly Alcock - Milly's all good.
11) Gemma Chan
12) Nathalie Emmanuel
13) Amanda Seyfried
14) Maude Apatow
15) Lauren Tsai
16) Natalie Portman
17) Christina Chong
18) Dafne Keen
19) Sophie Turner
20) Natsupoi
21) Florence Pugh
22) Jenna Ortega
23) Anna Akana
24) Mina Shirakawa
25) Reina Hardesty
26) Jessica Henwick
27) Kiernan Shipka
28) Jenna Coleman
29) Nicole Kang
30) Adelaide Kane
31) Morfydd Clark
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#41.1

1) Zendaya - She decided to become Number One and thus it is so.
2) Sadie Sink - Definitely haven't forgotten about unsinkable Sadie.
3) Milly Alcock - Milly's all cute!
4) Kaitlyn Dever - I just really like Kaitlyn Dever.
5) Amber Midthunder - Returning to the top five because of reasons.
6) Natalie Portman - Still Natalie. Always Natalie.
7) Jenna Ortega - Look I've seen enough to know she's high level one to watch.
8) Anya Taylor-Joy- We take for granted how amazing her face is.
9) Ana de Armas - Has several arms.
10) Dafne Keen - Keentinues to be one to watch.
11) Jenna Coleman
12) Diane Guerrero
13) Billie Eilish
14) Christina Chong
15) Samara Weaving
16) Chloe Grace Moretz
17) Florence Pugh
18) Olivia Rodrigo
19) Gillian Jacobs
20) Laura Donnelly
21) Maya Hawke
22) Avril Lavigne
23) Tatiana Maslany
24) Iris Apatow
25) Gemma Chan
26) Jennifer Lawrence
27) Morfydd Clark
28) Jamie Hayter
29) Victoria Coren Mitchell
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#41.2

1) Zendaya - I exist to create awareness of my strong preference towards Zendaya.
2) Sadie Sink - Also I am rabidly pro Sink.
3) Billie Eilish - Strongly deserving high level recognition.
4) Kaitlyn Dever - Kute Kaitlyn Kicks ass.
5) Milly Alcock - Algreat.
6) Amber Midthunder - Definitely not mid-list.
7) Christina Chong - Could well be the highest new entry on this year's WHOH.
8) Natalie Portman - There's only one.
9) Melise - Should be in a tv show.
10) Ana de Armas - She's great.
11) Kathryn Newton
12) Anya Taylor-Joy
13) Anne Hathaway
14) Chloe Grace Moretz
15) Jenna Ortega
16) Saki Kashima
17) Jameela Jamil
18) Adeline Rudolph
19) Taylor Swift
20) Jessica Chastain
21) Faye Marsay
22) Emma Roberts
23) Zazie Beetz
24) Tatiana Maslany
25) Deborah Ann Woll
26) Nicole Kang
27) Tam Nakano
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#42.1

1) Sadie Sink - Yeah she's the best one, it's decided.
2) Zendaya - But definitely need to strongly express my appreciation for Zendaya too.
3) Tatiana Maslany - Really deserves strong recognition for She-Hulk and being TatMas.
4) Jessica Henwick - There's been a lot of Henwick lately and that's good.
5) Christina Chong - Read the small print on your Chong-tract.
6) Natalie Portman - The greatest of all time.
7) Lauren Tsai - One of the best faces.
8) Milly Alcock - All about that Alcock.
9) Dakota Blue Richards - Big in key areas.
10) Kaitlyn Dever - She's lovely.
11) Reina Hardesty
12) Anne Hathaway
13) Nathalie Emmanuel
14) Jessica Chastain
15) Dafne Keen
16) Kathryn Newton
17) Melise
18) Anya Taylor-Joy
19) Laura Harrier
20) Christina Ricci
21) Sophie Turner
22) Adeline Rudolph
23) Amber Midthunder
24) Brec Bassinger
25) Alexandra Daddario
26) Kiernan Shipka
27) Morfydd Clark
28) Amita Suman
29) Zoe Kravitz
30) Zoia Mossour
31) May Calamawy
32) Chloe Grace Moretz
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#42.2

1) Jessica Henwick - It's definitely time for a number one ranking to go to top level girl Jessica Henwick!
2) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie is back near the top where she belongs.
3) Sadie Sink - Sadie's still extremely great and will continue to be.
4) Dafne Keen - The Keen always rises to the top.
5) Zendaya - Zendaya is one of the best ever.
6) Avril Lavigne - YEP.
7) Lauren Tsai - One of the best faces ever.
8) Anne Hathaway - Hath my heart.
9) Kiernan Shipka - I'm still not quite back to having her at number one but I'm sure getting closer...
10) Alexandra Daddario - Unbelievably is Wario's daughter.
11) Christina Chong
12) Kristen Bell
13) Natalie Portman
14) Amber Midthunder
15) Jessica Chastain
16) Anya Taylor-Joy
17) Nathalie Emmanuel
18) Yvette Monreal
19) Sydney Sweeney
20) Yasmeen Fletcher
21) Olivia Cooke
22) Adria Arjona
23) Faye Marsay
24) Brec Bassinger
25) Jenna Ortega
26) Taylor Russell
27) Dakota Blue Richards
28) Riho
29) Cara Delevingne
30) Aubrey Plaza
31) Anna Akana
32) Nicole de Boer
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#43.1

1) Jessica Henwick - We have a "new permanent number one" situation going on in here!
2) Sadie Sink - Definitely still feeling rabidly pro Sink.
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face makes me happy.
4) Millie Bobby Brown - The Millie comeback has continued.
5) Dafne Keen - Yes, this is happening.
6) Lauren Tsai - I love her face.
7) Zendaya - Don't count out Zendaya.
8) Avril Lavigne - 2002. 2022. Always Avril.
9) Christina Chong - Closing in on the "best newcomer of 2022" award.
10) Aubrey Plaza - Deserves high level recognition.
11) Anya Taylor-Joy
12) Melise
13) Dakota Blue Richards
14) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
15) Milana Vayntrub
16) Anna Hopkins
17) Genevieve Buechner
18) Adeline Rudolph
19) Natalie Portman
20) Jenna Coleman
21) Jennifer Lawrence
22) Anna Akana
23) Jenna Ortega
24) Taylor Swift
25) Charlize Theron
26) Mandip Gill
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#43.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - By far.
2) Jessica Henwick - Still rabidly pro Henwick too!
3) Sadie Sink - Has not sunk.
4) Christina Chong - The Chongpion.
5) Adria Arjona - Ad-tremely pretty.
6) Dafne Keen - I am Keenly aware.
7) Milly Alcock - We've had some strong newcomers this year.
8) Kiernan Shipka - We may be close to a Kiki Komeback too.
9) Gal Gadot - Deserves high level recognition.
10) Anya Taylor-Joy - One of the best girls.
11) Alexandra Daddario
12) Chloe Grace Moretz
13) Avril Lavigne
14) Aubrey Plaza
15) Zendaya
16) Genevieve O'Reilly
17) Lauren Tsai
18) Faye Marsay
19) Yasmeen Fletcher
20) Saki Kashima
21) Tessa Thompson
22) Zazie Beetz
23) Jenna Ortega
24) Jameela Jamil
25) Christine Ko
26) Olivia Cooke
27) Ming-Na Wen
28) Laura Harrier
29) Brec Bassinger
30) Victoria Coren Mitchell
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#44.1

1) Lauren Tsai - You know who deserves a number one ranking? Lauren Tsai, that's who!
2) Adria Arjona - A fine Ad-dition to my collection.
3) Kiernan Shipka - Definitely back on the Shipka-side.
4) Dafne Keen - Growing stronger by the day.
5) Sadie Sink - Still belongs in the top five.
6) Alexandra Daddario - Wario's daughter is a top level girl.
7) Christina Chong - I'm rabidly pro her.
8) Jessica Henwick - She's great.
9) Tessa Thompson - Let's not forget how good Tessa Thompson has been this year and continues to be.
10) Kathryn Newton - Has been appealing to me lately.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Anya Taylor-Joy
13) Mia Goth
14) Adelaide Kane
15) Xochitl Gomez
16) Diane Guerrero
17) Jessica Chastain
18) Milly Alcock
19) Jameela Jamil
20) Olivia Cooke
21) Adeline Rudolph
22) Yasmeen Fletcher
23) Zendaya
24) Jenna Ortega
25) Leven Rambin
26) Lili Reinhart
27) Riho
28) Nicole Maines
29) Ella Hunt
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#44.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - She's the best girl by far, why fight it.
2) Lauren Tsai - I love lovely Lauren.
3) Isabela Merced - A new high level one to watch has been identified.
4) Faye Marsay - I become more into her with every episode of Andor, to be honest.
5) Jessica Henwick - Hencredible.
6) Adria Arjona - YOU WERE THE ARJONA ONE.
7) Diane Guerrero - Continues to be top ten girl worthy.
8) Amber Midthunder - Has had a great year.
9) Alexandra Daddario - She's great.
10) Xochitl Gomez - Yet another high level one to watch who it is my duty to identify.
11) Christina Chong
12) Dafne Keen
13) Brec Bassinger
14) Pom Klementieff
15) Lupita Nyong'o
16) Zoey Deutch
17) Karen Gillan
18) Kathryn Newton
19) Aubrey Plaza
20) Margot Robbie
21) Natalie Portman
22) Iris Apatow
23) Tessa Thompson
24) Emma Raducanu
25) Christine Ko
26) Olivia Cooke
27) Yasmeen Fletcher
28) Adeline Rudolph
29) Mia Goth
30) Inde Navarrette
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#45.1

1) Natalie Portman - All it takes is Natalie Portman smiling and she's number one again.
2) Lauren Tsai - Top level Tsai.
3) Kiernan Shipka - Still in Shipka-shape.
4) Yasmeen Fletcher - High level one to watch.
5) Adria Arjona - Has "Arjoined" (joined) the Top Five Club.
6) Elle Fanning - Pale comeback.
7) Dafne Keen - We're all "Keen" to see more of "Dafne" (wait what.)
8) Alexandra Daddario - I continue to value her greatly.
9) Amber Midthunder - Deserves more high level recognition.
10) Diane Guerrero - Greatrrero.
11) Xochitl Gomez
12) Isabela Merced
13) Olivia Rodrigo
14) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
15) Jessica Henwick
16) Ana de Armas
17) Faye Marsay
18) Lupita Nyong'o
19) Tatiana Maslany
20) Christina Chong
21) Cora Jade
22) Jennifer Lawrence
23) Toni Storm
24) Selena Gomez
25) Asuka
26) Charlotte Nicdao
27) Lily Allen
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#45.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - I can't believe she's been off the list so long. Back and EASILY back at number one and maybe she'll stay there for a long time.
2) Adria Arjona - She is stunningly beautiful.
3) Anya Taylor-Joy - On any other week she would have been number one with a bullet given the quality of her recent images.
4) Natalie Portman - Nobody smiles better.
5) Lauren Tsai - Lovely Lauren is loved by all.
6) Nathalie Emmanuel - Back in the top ten where she belongs.
7) Avril Lavinge - Canada has decided its new Queen and she's Avril.
8) Elle Fanning - An Elle of a girl.
9) Laura Harrier - Has been one of the very best of the year.
10) Amber Midthunder - Continues to deserve top level recognition.
11) Lupita Nyong'o
12) Yasmeen Fletcher
13) Diane Guerrero
14) Amanda Seyfried
15) Jessica Henwick
16) Isabela Merced
17) Olivia Rodrigo
18) Dafne Keen
19) Asuka
20) May Calamawy
21) Rihanna
22) Kristen Bell
23) KAIRI
24) Christina Chong
25) Millie Bobby Brown
26) Saki Kashima
27) Kiernan Shipka
28) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
29) Michelle Trachtenberg
30) Aubrey Plaza
31) Kathryn Newton
32) Nicole Kang
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#46.1

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - Actually, yeah, she's the best girl.
2) Adria Arjona - Continues to be stunningly beautiful.
3) Lupita Nyong'o - Realistically speaking should always be highly ranked.
4) Natalie Portman - That Natalie smile is burned onto my brain.
5) Nathalie Emmanuel - Definitely a top five girl.
6) Hayley Atwell - She's "at well" in that she's really good.
7) Hailee Steinfeld - When my brain and Haiz align she is number one; things moved slightly out of alignment since Thursday.
8) Jessica Henwick - I strongly like Jessica Henwick; she is strongly likable.
9) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby rising.
10) Avril Lavigne - Avril La-fine.
11) Diane Guerrero
12) Lauren Tsai
13) Alexandra Daddario
14) Margot Robbie
15) Amanda Seyfried
16) Jenna Ortega
17) Christina Ricci
18) Yasmeen Fletcher
19) Anna Akana
20) Christina Chong
21) Florence Pugh
22) Kiernan Shipka
23) Milly Alcock
24) Chloe Grace Moretz
25) Maude Apatow
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#46.2

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - It would be hard for anyone else to be number one.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - We're much closer in sync now.
3) Margot Robbie - Looks like she's back in the top five!
4) Lupita Nyong'o - I like her.
5) Natalie Portman - Only Natalie Portman smiles like Natalie Portman.
6) Nathalie Emmanuel - She's great.
7) Adria Arjona - Free Bix.
8) Alexandra Daddario - She is stunningly attractive.
9) Jenna Ortega - Wednesday is coming.
10) Jessica Henwick - Jessica Cuteasheck.
11) Milly Alcock
12) Hayley Atwell
13) Taylor Swift
14) Laura Harrier
15) Genevieve Buechner
16) Aubrey Plaza
17) Thomasin McKenzie
18) Christina Chong
19) Sadie Sink
20) Sydney Sweeney
21) Tessa Thompson
22) Bailee Madison
23) Amita Suman
24) Gal Gadot
25) Faye Marsay
26) Christina Ricci
27) Rihanna
28) Gillian Jacobs
29) Ingrid Oliver
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#47.1

1) Margot Robbie - ANOTHER new permanent number one? I know what you're thinking, but actually this might be for real this time!
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - Definitely still rabidly pro-Joy.
3) Billie Eilish - I also love Billie Eilish and it feels good to say it.
4) Dafne Keen - We're all Keenly aware by now.
5) Sadie Sink - The Sink of Sadie has been reversed.
6) Jenna Ortega - Ortesome (awesome.)
7) Hailee Steinfeld - Haiz is great.
8) Jennifer Lawrence - She's J-Lawfully great!
9) Natalie Portman - There is only one.
10) Jessica Henwick - Highly Henwickable.
11) Milly Alcock
12) Nathalie Emmanuel
13) Amy Adams
14) Alexandra Daddario
15) Ana de Armas
16) Adria Arjona
17) Iris Apatow
18) Katherine McNamara
19) Rihanna
20) Inde Navarrette
21) Florence Pugh
22) Pom Klementieff
23) Aubrey Plaza
24) Bailee Madison
25) Anjli Mohindra
26) Jessica Chastain
27) Zazie Beetz
28) Millie Bobby Brown
29) Chloe Grace Moretz
30) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
31) Zendaya
32) Adeline Rudolph
33) Zoe Kravitz
34) Teagan Croft
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#47.2

1) Margot Robbie - This is it for the rest of the year and probably well into 2023, so get used to "1) Margot Robbie"!
2) Hailee Steinfeld - I'm also highly in favour of the continue Haiziness of Hailee Steinfeld.
3) Sadie Sink - Few are cuter than this pale lass.
4) Jennifer Lawrence - Rising in my heart.
5) Adria Arjona - Hopefully it isn't two years before we see her again.
6) Dafne Keen - Unlimited potential.
7) Anya Taylor-Joy - Brings me Taylor-Joy.
8) Jenna Ortega - She has arrived.
9) Lauren Tsai - I love Lauren Tsai.
10) Diane Guerrero - She's great.
11) Billie Eilish
12) Ana de Armas
13) Taylor Swift
14) Natalie Portman
15) Emily Carey
16) Saoirse Ronan
17) Amy Adams
18) Karen Gillan
19) Kat Dennings
20) Zendaya
21) Katherine McNamara
22) Laura Harrier
23) Florence Pugh
24) Tessa Thompson
25) Nathalie Emmanuel
26) Hayley Atwell
27) Pom Klementieff
28) Saki Kashima
29) Zazie Beetz
30) Jessica Chastain
31) Christina Ricci
32) Rose McIver
33) Adelaide Kane
34) Adeline Rudolph
 
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