Too Lazy

[Gagh]

For everything. Ugh.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

I'm with ya. Don't know whether to get up and hit the can or just sit here and piss myself.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Death cures laziness

 

[Dr Dave]

Our natural state is to be dead

 

[CaptainWacky]

And lazy.

 

[headvoid]

The dead are notoriously lazy, good for nothing bastards. I believe Tony Blair has set out an initiative about them and David Cameron is getting a steering committee to look at this perennial problem.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Good point about being dead. But it requires too much effort to get there.

 

[Loktar]

Come to Hoosick Falls and help me pack my stuff, ya lazy bastards! I move into my apartment next Saturday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think he's going to do that.

 

[Cassie]

he might if you pick him up and carry him there and then spike his drink with some speed.. then he'll not only pack your shit he'll move it, then he'll arrange your shit for 3 days, in between coloring on your walls with magic markers.

 

[Loktar]

he might if you pick him up and carry him there and then spike his drink with some speed.. then he'll not only pack your shit he'll move it, then he'll arrange your shit for 3 days, in between coloring on your walls with magic markers.

Sounds like a good plan, except I don't know any drug dealers.

Oh well...back to packing my stuff myself.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have a cold, I'm gunna be be extra lazy this weekend.

 

[Loktar]

I have a cold, I'm gunna be be extra lazy this weekend.

Wish I could be lazy. Should have started packing 2 weeks ago instead of waiting until the last week.

 

[Dr Dave]

You chose poorly

 

[Loktar]

What's that? You want to be audited?

Don't mess with a tax man!

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Loktar]

Kidding! Besides I still got about 11 days until I start my job.

 

[Dr Dave]

yay

 

[Loktar]

yep. and about 6 until I move into my apartment and leave the internets for awhile.

 

[Toxicdistortion]

and leave the internets for awhile.

<Googles "leave the internets". Finds nothing>

What is this concept you speak of? Is it Science Fiction?