Tomtrek kicks his wife

[Dr Dave]

What say you the MF crew?

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't even have a wife!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you.. or don't you?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This has been stickied...

 

[Dr Dave]

To live on for the ages.

 

[CaptainWacky]

His wife is a professional kickboxer. They're just sparring.

 

[Dr Dave]

Then why are her knees black?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's black!

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh...

Well that explains it then!

 

[Loktar]

ONIONS!

Onions have layers. Tomtrek has layers. Get it?

 

[Seph]

I don't even have a wife!!!!!!!

is that cause u kicked her too death?

 

[Yub]

BADGERS!

 

[Seph]

^^indeed^^

 

[Tisiphone]

Badgers are our friends...and so are beavers.

BEAVERS AND SQUIRRELS

 

[WillsZenith]

I don't even have a wife!!!!!!!

Ahhh, so you kicked a little too hard that night eh?

where is she? garden? car boot? covered her in chicken wire and dumped the corpse in the lake?

 

[Tisiphone]

Lye.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ahhh, so you kicked a little too hard that night eh?

where is she? garden? car boot? covered her in chicken wire and dumped the corpse in the lake?

I'd guess the last one.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If Tomtrek was a Lou Reed song, this would mean that he ended his heroin dependence.

BOOBIES?

 

[Dr Dave]

I noticed that nobody voted that Tomtrek's wife kicking was fiction.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yes, I noticed that too.