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TKer I would like to meet the most in real life is:

SaintLucifer said:
Wow. Moron has never heard of liquid soap. Whew. I guess the wonderful USA is a little behind the times in consumer goods.
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Liquid soap is drying.
 
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SaintLucifer said:
Wow. Moron has never heard of liquid soap. Whew. I guess the wonderful USA is a little behind the times in consumer goods.
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If you tried to use liquid soap you'd completely disappear. Don't you know that shit is anti-bacterial? I recommend you scrub away at your tender spots with Lava. That pumice should take a few layers of Dick off you...
 
SaintLucifer said:
Let me get this straight. Shampoo is not drying but liquid soap is yet they are basically similar products??????
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Oh God, this is just moron on a level never seen before at TK.

How many fucking times a day do you wash your hands you filthy slob?! Even if shampoo contained the exact same ingredients as liquid soap you wash your hair once a day, maybe twice. A person with any kind of hygiene regime certainly washes their hands more than that. Three times a day before meals at least. And if you expect me to believe you wash your hair as much or more than you wash your hands then you're a bigger fucking idiot than I had you pinned for to begin with.

As if there was any doubt, you've now made it proof positive that you are a dirty disgusting pig. I seriously feel ill.
 
I'm trying him on ignore for a while. I'll let you know if it makes a difference whether his posts are visible or not.

(ALthough everyone quoting them in their posts isn't helping) ;)
 
SaintLucifer said:
That is a typo, not spelling error my dear child and I NEVER claimed to be a member of MENSA. One fool in here did make such a claim and I refuted it. You do understand what a typo is yes? I have no doubt I type perhaps 100 times faster than you do. I have absolutely no doubt I am the fastest typist on this site. One with my great speed is bound to make one error in a million, especially since I alone do more typing in one day than all of you combined do in a week. Trust me on this dear sweet little child.
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You're most certainly not a member of Mensa.

Now let's see if the genius catches his mistake. And I don't care who said it first.

Oh and genius, my brother is a member of Mensa.
 
Wow, nobody wants to meet me........oh well....i'm not that cool anyways.


LC
John Ford
LG....to show her how cool I really am
Wacky
Menty
Sardy
and that's all I can think of at the moment.

oh and Tasvir......just so we can say ###### together.
 
Enkephalen said:
Yes, but TK won't allow me to post it animated. CWAP!! I post it on another forum I belong to and it is animated. There is a droplet of water that cascades down the leaves and plonks the frong between the eyes as it flinches.
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I'll donate the points to you so you can have that ability. Keep in mind the gif has to be uder 16.1kb
 
I have grown to enjoy hearing from a few of you on this board, but probably my favorite phone call came from Donovan because of the alcohol involved. Pretty wierd conversation, and not at all what I expected... I doubt Donovan even remembers it...
 
SaintLucifer said:
You are listening to your heart which tells you my cock is what you need in your mouth.
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LOL No thanks...I've already had a bite size tootsie roll today. But thanks for thinkin' of me.
 
Mandi said:
Wow, nobody wants to meet me........oh well....i'm not that cool anyways.
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I would'a, but I've already met you. Same with BG.

oh and Tasvir......just so we can say ###### together.
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Well, you'd need quite a few TKers for that. Preferably all jumping up and down while yelling it.
 
I would like to meet these TK'ers first,

Eloisel
Enkephalen
Darth
RobL
CU & Blondie
Cow

Then move on to the many other members
I find very interesting....8)
 
Friday said:
What are you applauding for? :P
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That's my vote for the "Aw look, the retard convinced someone to type up a post for it again." smiley. Lucy seems to have been having a run of good luck convincing his caretakers to translate his grunts and squeaks into posts, so he gets the smiley.
 
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