TK suicide pact idea

[CaptainWacky]

Basically, everyone here enters into a pact whereby we all agree to kill ourselves tomorrow. Then we all fucking kill ourselves tomorrow after posting "killing my fucking self now" in this thread. And we all actually do it, not just post it then NOT kill ourselves. It'll make the news.

What do you all think?

 

[VKD]

I'm in. we should film it and put it on youtube

 

[CaptainWacky]

The more coverage the better. They can ignore us in life, but not in death.

 

[Loktar]

I'm out. But everyone thats in feel free to sign over your money and assets to Loktar before killing yourself.

 

[VKD]

you do it first. I'll watch and then do it afterwards. I swear

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think so Wacky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Without trust there can be no suicide pacts.

 

[VKD]

what's the best way to kill yourself?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Crucifying yourself is cool, but you need to get someone to hammer in the last nail for you.

 

[Dr Dave]

Get an ex gf to do it.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Is there a UFO involved?

 

[Cassie]

There are always UFOs involved!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't think I'll sign right now, thanks. But I never say never.

 

[Hambil]

When's Haley's Comet come around again? Ask me again then.

Is When's a word? It didn't get redlined. It seems like a word. It seems to work in that sentence but then what does it stand for - 'when is'? Because 'When is Haley's Comet come around again' sounds like Daystrom...

 

[Mentalist]

If we're all dead who uploads to Youtube?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Ellen Tigh?

 

[Dual]

My ghost.

 

[Hambil]

Melinda Gordon!

duh!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I can't kill myself until I've seen Michelle Trachtenberg's nipples.

Then I can die.

 

[bad dog]

I wont kill myself but will blast a load on a napkin and set it on fire.