Tisiphone birthday thread:pillzlol edition

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday.

Have a plastic cup of complementary pillzlol.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hellz yea. Thanks Dr. Dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Party hard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You've done the Day Room.

But can you do THE DAVE ROOM?

 

[Dr Dave]

Depends on if you can afford the cover.

 

[Tisiphone]

I've done all the rooms.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hey now...

 

[Tisiphone]

What??

 

[Seph]

my best friend had his baby on your b-day in the end a whopping 8.2lb boy alfie, i was the 1st non parent to hold him, i shud fucking hope so too, i stayed awake for 2 days...

 

[Tisiphone]

Congrats!!!! Another Sagi born to dominate the world.

 

[Seph]

he will, his father is a german satanist, and his mother is a pillar of light in that germans shit, in all honesty i think hes here to bring balance to the force...

 

[Tisiphone]

Good, good. That's what I like to hear.

Do they have demon dobermans and a weird nanny??

 

[Seph]

no just a pitbull and a cleaner.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, that might work.

 

[Seph]

if u want ur dog to kill ur newborn and have some1 to clear up the mess

 

[Tisiphone]

I was thinking more along the lines of the dogs protecting the baby and the nanny cleaner hanging herself at his bday party.

 

[Seph]

u want ur dog to kill ur newborn and have and the nanny cleaner hanging herself at his bday party.

 

[Tisiphone]

*sigh*

The Omen.

 

[Seph]

thats the nicest thing any1 has ever said to me...

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL