THUNDER AND LIGHTENING

[Cassie]

It's a real turd floater out there. I hope the power doesn't go out and I loose my internet OMGLOL I WILL DIE.

 

[Gagh]

Turd Floater? What a great term! I guess our sewer systems are a little more trustworthy on that front (unless you include all the immigrants as Turds).

 

[Cassie]

I learned that term from my 14yr old nephew.. now anytime it rains hard I automatically call it a turd floater.

We don't have a sewer system like in the city, we have a septic tank. The only turds floating here are cow turds and probably a few dog turds.

 

[Gagh]

I work with a lot of the latter. They surprisingly fill out an office chair & desk quite well, despite traversing the canine sphincter, only to unceremoniously plop (pun intended) to the floor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

immigrants hould go back tot heir onw country and eat beans lol

 

[Cassie]

The storm is forcing me to hang up the internet.

GOOD NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT AND ALL THAT SHIT!!!

 

[curiousa2z]

NIGHT CASSIE STAY DRY!

 

[Dr Dave]

Get some sand bags!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Will Cassie weather the srorm of floating turds?

 

[Gagh]

Yes. With MONKEY MAGIC.

 

[Cassie]

I survived!

 

[Dr Dave]

But how many monkies died so you could live?

 

[Cassie]

NO MONKEYS DIED FOR MY SURVIVAL LAST NIGHT

 

[CaptainWacky]

7

 

[Dr Dave]

I think Wacky is correct.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE ROCK THE ROCK THE ROCK

 

[The Dork Lord]

I knew Cassie would pull through!

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps she used tampons to soak up some of the water?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Perhaps she used sheep.

 

[Cassie]

Dr Dave is often fascinated by feminine hygiene products.