Threaten to kill Loktar in a horrible fashion here

[headvoid]

TOO MUCH NICE.

I would temporarily replace his spine with a broom handle then attach a rope to it before yanking it backwards. He would collapse in a pool of blood and entrails.

 

[Kitty]

Within ToS?

 

[whisky]

I'd cut the scar tissue off his cock so he would stop using it as an excuse why he cant have sex when its ovbious that if he can wank he can fuck, and hes only using that as a clutch so as not to pick up women because he fears rejection, but we all get rejeted, only most of us just move onto the next one because if you try enough women eventually one says yez

 

[Yub]

I would let 80 naked nubile 16 year old girls smother him to death.

 

[Loktar]

I'd cut the scar tissue off his cock so he would stop using it as an excuse why he cant have sex when its ovbious that if he can wank he can fuck, and hes only using that as a clutch so as not to pick up women because he fears rejection, but we all get rejeted, only most of us just move onto the next one because if you try enough women eventually one says yez

Dammit. You got me pegged. Throw in some excuses about being poor, jobless, and living with my parents and its eerily accurate.

 

[Loktar]

I would let 80 naked nubile 16 year old girls smother him to death.

I approve of this. What a great way to die.

 

[Loktar]

Within ToS?

It's obviously a joke. Cool the drama jets Kitty.

 

[Kitty]

:drama:

 

['Gear]

Who is this "Loktar"?

 

[Cassie]

I'm sorry, headvoid. I WON'T BE KILLING LOKTAR WITH ANYTHING BUT KINDNESS.

 

[Seph]

Threaten to kill Loktar in a horrible fashion here

no. i will kill him softly with my words.

 

[Love Child]

My method of killing Loktar is too perverted and sick to mention here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd eat his toes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Force-feed him spam, then use the bloated, mumbling, barely functioning body as a makeshift bedroom door, with his genitals trussed up into a fashionable bespoke doornob.

Kick the door in.

 

[jack]

I would hogtie him in his favorite lingerie and slowly choke him to death.

He would come several times before he died.

 

[Loktar]

My method of killing Loktar is too perverted and sick to mention here.

I'd like to hear it. PM me please.

 

[Loktar]

Who is this "Loktar"?

A fucking degenerate. He owes me $50 too. If I ever see that bastard around here I'll kick his teeth in.

 

[headvoid]

I would splice him to the mast and heelkaul him. I would have to look all this up in some kind of pirates manual, so may have to sedate him while I work it all out, secure a ship and crew and get my AAAAAAAAHHHHRRRRRR just so.

 

[Yub]

Keelhaul. Not heelkaul. You're no pirate.

 

[Loktar]

Keelhaul. Not heelkaul. You're no pirate.

Heelkaul is what pirates do to crossdressers.