This season, on Survivor

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Also a bunch of saggy old people dressed the same way.

 

[The Tomtrek]

If they did a version in the Arctic where everyone turns cute and pale I would watch it.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

If they did a version in the Arctic where everyone turns cute and pale I would watch it.

There are no gigantic ballsacks in the Arctic.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

American reality shows always have such boringly attractive people on them.

I'll admit I'm quite impressed by that man's special area, though. Certainly draws the eye, doesn't it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine if Mario was on it.

 

[headvoid]

Imagine if they had to eat each other

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine if it was all paedos.

 

[Dr Dave]

American reality shows always have such boringly attractive people on them.

I think they draw from the same casting agency or something.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Indeed, half of them don't even bother looking for "real people" anymore, they just sift through all the 8x10 glossies of out-of-work actors laying around.

 

[Dr Dave]

Honestly reality tv isn't really much reality based at all.

The only true reality tv show is COPS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And even then, the perps probably get paid extra if they can end up shirtless in a convincing manner.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think anybody is paid on that show.

 

[Cassie]

Hrmmm, I wasn't planning to watch Survivor this year. I might just watch it for the big dongs.

 

[Love Child]

:becky:


They didn't always look that way. They used to have somewhat "normal" people on the show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

British reality tv has interestingly attractive people, boringly attractive people with severe personality disoders and ugly people!

 

[Mirah]

They should recruit some really really nice people on the show. Perhaps those that have never seen it yet, or heard of it. You know, those people who live deep in the woods, Oh wait, they are already surviving.
Hmmm

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

The world is not prepared for the spectacle of Jimmy Johnson's manboobs.

 

[headvoid]

They should recruit people who are painfully shy, and hate having their pictures taken.

 

[Dr Dave]

They should just stop making these stupid shows.