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THIS PARROT IS NO MORE!
- Thread starter Mentalist
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Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
He's bleeding demised!!!
Or is he just pining for the fjords???
Or is he just pining for the fjords???
Dark Link
Morituri te salutant
It's not pinin'! It's passed on! This parrot is no more, it has ceased to be, it's expired and gone to meet it's maker. It's a Stiff! Bereft of life, it rest's in peace, if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushin up the daisies, it's drawn down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an Ex- parrot!
Hmm... Now I want to break out the Flying Circus DVD's I have.
Hmm... Now I want to break out the Flying Circus DVD's I have.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
This is my "OOO MONTY PYTHON'S IN DA HOUSE" happy dance.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
People on the internet quoting Monty Python? I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A THING!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
ALBATROSS!!
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too!
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs...
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you!
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly!
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine,
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away!!!
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too!
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs...
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you!
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly!
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine,
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away!!!
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.
I like traffic lights,
...oh God...
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.
I like traffic lights,
...oh God...
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
You're the doctor of my dreams,
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy, but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
And wishing you were here.
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
You're so chubby, and so neat,
With your funny clothes, and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet,
All right, so people say that you don't care,
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher,
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
And wishing you were here.
You're the doctor of my dreams,
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy, but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
And wishing you were here.
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
You're so chubby, and so neat,
With your funny clothes, and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet,
All right, so people say that you don't care,
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher,
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
And wishing you were here.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
And now it's time for the penguin on your television set to explode.
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Intercourse the penguin!!!
Dark Link
Morituri te salutant
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Our chief weapon is surprise, Surprise and fear, fear and surprise, our two weapons are fear and suprise, and almost ruthless efficiency. Our three, three tactics are fear, surprise and almost ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope. Our four, no... Amongst our weapons, Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise... oh I'll come in again.