Think I might move to Iowa.

[The Question]

Found a nice little town there not too far off from a decent-sized city. REAL good real-estate prices and a significantly higher percentage of "my people."

 

[Cassie]

Are you moving to Riverside?

 

[The Question]

I wasn't thinking of Riverside, no. Why?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Actually I'm from Iowa. I just work in outer Scotland.

 

[Enkephalen]

How are the job prospects in this new town you might move to?

 

[The Question]

Hell if I know, nor care, neither. Only way I'm buying property there is once the screenplay sells, for a shit-load of a lot of money, and then the job prospects there won't matter. Live there in the summer and here in Tempe during the winter, take jobs as they come... won't have to be under the hell of nobody ever again.

Wait, I think I just rambled off into a Mal Reynolds speech there for a second. Disregard this whole post. In fact, I'll just delete this post unless I forget and hit the su

 

[The Question]

Fuck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AIN'T NO PLACE I CAN BE SINCE I FOUDN...Iowa

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Moving to Montana soon,
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

F. Zappa

 

[The Question]

Just me and muh pygmy pony
Ridin' 'long the dental floss range

 

[CaptainWacky]

sfjdgh

 

[Cassie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_Iowa

 

[The Question]

EGAD! Not really, I just like saying EGAD!

EGAD!!!

 

[Cassie]

It's better than huzzah! IMO

 

[CaptainWacky]

rape

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Moving to Montana soon,
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

F. Zappa

The real estate prices here are fantastically low. Many historic houses here can be had for under $100,000. Some fixers go for $15K-$25K. I bought my three-story victorian for less than the price of my SUV.

The only place to avoid is Bozeman (Boze-angeles). Can't even buy a trailer there for less than half a million and it's always rush hour and traffic jams. Hollywood has taken a liking to Bozeman.

 

[The Question]

I'm not particularly all revved up about Montana. Lived very near Billings for a bit, didn't see anything there that just thrilled the shit outta me.

 

[The Question]

(in re: Riverside, IA)Captain Kirk's hometown

But ZOMG I tought its wuz teh hometown of Radar O'RLY?!

 

[Cassie]

Nah, Rader's hometown is LA.. donchoo know anythink?

 

[Cassie]

* I do not know who Rader is.. just realized it was not Vader. THE CHEAP WINE HAS ROBBED ME OF MY COGITATATION ABILITIES!