Things I've Learned about Neon after watching her videos

[Love Child]

She keeps ducks locked up in her closet.

 

[Love Child]

She sold her second grade teacher a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for $5.00.

 

[Filthy Whore]

I only watched the one, I need to go back and see the rest.

 

[Pandora Spox]

Me too. I think she's fabulous.

 

[jack]

She should be a parking ticket, because she's got "fine" written all over her.

 

[Loktar]

She never let herself get de-feeted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope the ducks in the closet thing is a metaphor.

 

[Cassie]

LET THE DUCKS OUT, NEON!

 

[Mirah]

I learned that the naked men running around in the background yelling were just figments of LC's imagination that somehow came out on youtube.

 

[Mirah]

Oh, and I also learned that she likes pink high heeled boots.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

How did I miss this?

 

[Mirah]

LOL! Its about time! I was wondering. : D I'm so glad you finally saw this. Care to dispell the myths?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

True! All TRUE!

 

[Jibbles]

No!

NO!!!

ALL LIES!!!!!

 

[Enkephalen]

I found Neon to be a very brave woman.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Thank you, Enke, though Jibbles will swear it's all lies.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Then it would be all true.