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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
yeah thing through time is still on hiatus!

I know you're keeping track

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how do you stop your heart from stopping beating?

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feel weird

why do people say things get better in time?

when really all time does is bring you to your deaht?

do people think they won't die just because it hasn't happened so far?

do they realise how short human life is?

I really wish I could see what it would be like to be inside someone else's head

but then i woudlnt' exist

since "I" am just the current thought process being generated by my brain

sero0ulsly quantum leap would never wokr

how can you move "conciousness" to a different body?

when conciousness is a fucntion OF your body?

/i mean duh

how can anyone believ ein reincarnation

what do you even think that is?

what part of you is reincarnated?

I mean what the fuck

what would be the point

I'm me

I'm the sum total of my experiences and memory

how could i be reicarnated with new expierences and mmeoryh?

i woudln't be me then!

duh!

fuck's sake

why do people talk about things like this is if they're a serious possiblity?

why do we tell our children not to believe in stupid shit but then say "BUT MAYBE GHOSTS ARE REAL WE DON'oT KNOW FOR SURE"

we actually do know for sure

duh

and god

what the fuck

people just die randomly and pointlessles

people younger and better than me die all the time

and you

people better than you

dead

with less lifespan than you

how cna you think you're goinge to be okay

you'[re not

doens't matter what you do

you won't be okay

you won't even be

this is just dragging on

that's all life is

a moment dragging on

fuck

i wish i had bene born in a thousnad years

they MUST have robot bodies by then

I mean there's literally no way they wouldnt

but then I wodln't be me

i can only exist in this time period because i can only be the sum total of my own thoughts and experiecnces

damn it

what if there had been no dark ages

we'd have robot bodies by now

for sure

probably holodecks too

but NOOOOOOOOOOO

religion has to ruin that

THANKS A LOT

jggggggg

sleep is the only escpae

buw what if you die in your sleep

that's not an escape!

so you cna't even sleep

in case you die

so what is there

maybe i won't die for as long as this thing of the day goes on

maybe that's a thing

yeah

that's totally not a thing

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wha tth efuck is life
 
I odn't get if the person he leaped into would remember being in the future when they return to their body.
 
I'm feeling weird today.

Me too. Its not like me to be so productive so early in the day. I cleaned up the small freezer today while looking for some ground pork for meatloaf and then I searched the attic for the Advent wreath. Found the Advent wreath, need to go shopping later for the ground pork.
 
Death Bacon would make an excellent band name.

*stabs a pig*

DIE PIG DIE! I SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR ENTRAILS THIS VERY NIGHT!
 
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