They're blowing the whole Andrew Sachs' thing out of proportion by the way

[CaptainWacky]

Before you say anything.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

ITV news had it as their main story tonight, solidifying their position as the shittiest news program of all. BUT ARE THE GOVERNMENT TO BLAME?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

¿Que?












(Yes I read the story, this is an example of wit)

 

[whisky]

How many times will Russle Brand make the news with his "controversial" style of comedy before people realise he knows exactly what he is doing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's the eyes. He has those crazy eyes.

 

[whisky]

I wonder if Gowron ever did klingon stand up?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If they didn't laugh, they were in for it.

 

[whisky]

My Targ's got no nose

How does it smell?

Terrible!

 

[headvoid]

My dogs have also apologised as they listened to the programme and didn't immediately kill themselves.

My mother has also offered an unreserved apology and has burned an effigy of Jonathan Ross in sympathy. (To be fair, the burning of a Jonathon Ross effigy is more of a "weekday night" thing than part of the overall apology)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw that it was the headline on ITV. WTF? If Maneul had died after listening to his answering machine I'd understand, but seriousy.

It's funny how none of the articles mention that his grandaughter is a Satanic Slut and boasted on her myspace about being mentioned on the radio.

STILL, THEY SHOUDLN'T OF DONE IT OR NOTHING.

 

[headvoid]

My god - we have had two MP's and now our Prime Minister stating their shock at this.

The PM interrupted his busy schedule and found time to release a statement. The statement also mentioned that he thought the American bombing of Syrai was "a bit rich" and the collapse of the world financial economy was "a bit of a bother"

 

[CaptainWacky]

David Cameron is such a grubby oportunistic little shit, isn't he?

Headline news on the BBC and ITV, all because of "I said some things I shouldn't have outhta', like I had sex with your grandaughter, but it was consentual and she wasn't menstraul..."

 

[headvoid]

Al Queda have come out with a statement condemning what they did as "inhumane"

 

[Gagh]

Personally I'm hoping they cut off both of their heads, and poke them on pikes outside London Tower.

I dislike Russell Brand & detest Ross, but this is a total overreaction. At least if they do get sacked, it will be well over £2m a year saved by the BBC to invest on programmes. Or giving Gabby Fucking Logan a payrise, the useless bitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Four Poofs and a Piano have walked off Ross' show.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm in a bit of a bind over it because I love Russell, but often can't stand Jonathan Ross. I think it's high time Ross got some flack for his lame and offensive jokes (like when he comes onto the actresses that he interviews on his show). He doesn't have the wit or the intelligence that we love so much with Russell. I hope it all blows over for Russell's sake, but it'd have to be a big story to knock it off the top spot considering the media seem to think it's more important than the US election, two high profile murder trials and the attack on Syria.

 

[Gagh]

Brand has been influenced by the cunt that is Ross too much. Look at the Morrissey incident last year, that could have kicked off a minor riot.

Admittedly, a bunch of brawling Mos fans doesn't exactly fill the mind with much of a threat, but that doltish act could have caused it none the less.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just laugh everytime they show the video of them singing on the news with serious commentary, as if it's a video of hostage being held by terrorists or something.

 

[Gagh]

Maybe they will be made to fight for their liberty in the Genosian Arean, or some shit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

From the BBC's "Have Your Say" boards.

Russel brand is about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and finding out there is a gas bill tied to it.

Mr Wideboy, Oxford, United Kingdom

"Never mind that I'm bleeding to death, however am I going to pay this bill?"

Ross put an end to Shabba Ranks career,didn't he?....interesting how things come round.

Joseph, Birmingham

According to wikipedia, that was Marc Lamarr. Admittedly, he is also a prick.

A sobering reminder to all the BBC pundits and their chattering friends: Russel Brand is the the same pathetic rude and obscene idiot who was warmly welcome after calling Bush a retard. Who is the retard?

The Spectator

Uh... still Bush?

Don't we have more important things to be sorting out than what two irresponsible BBC employees do? It doesn't reassure me that Gordon Brown takes time out of his day in the middle of a huge economic crisis to talk about something which is, albeit horrible, quite trivial.

Rob White, United Kingdom