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There are 'famous' people in my hotel.

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A mob from X-Factor last night, and tonight. Tonight David Gest is swanning about, having booked out part of the hotel. I walked all over his red carpet, and may soon go and knock out the piano player he has hired and plonked in the foyer.

Meanwhile, outside there are over a hundred scouse teenage girls yelling for 'Rylan' - I am nanoseconds away from slapping my sound cancelling headphones on!
 
Candi Staton and Percy Sledge are here too, with David Gest. ZOMG SOUL LEGENDS REAL TALENT TILDE EXCLAMATION!
 
Literally read that as "I wanked all over his red carpet..." which is a commentary on my brain.

Rylan's the one who says "drop me out." That's all you have to know.

(Seriously, wank on the carpet.)
 
Dress up like The Bieb and wave at the people from your hotel window.
 
he's hiding out from the GEESE MAFIA but thanks for pointing out his whereABOUTS, WHISKY!! zomg
 
Act quickly! Don't let this be a repeat of the time my friend sat next to Ferne Cotton in a restaurant and didn't punch her!
 
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